Honey I Cooked A Surprise For You (limerick)

The reason the husband was spurned

Was not for the dinner he burned

Oh food played a roll

In wife’s tortured soul

When ashes the whole house he turned

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

ha,ha ....1

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Leave it to you to think of such silly things.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Maybe they should stick to take out!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I can see where that might upset her a bit. :)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Hey, real cooks make real big messes!! Ha, ha

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, It's the thought that counts.....

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Haha. That was a great cook-up!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

LOL. Definitely shouldn't have let him into the kitchen.

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PegCole17 3 years ago from Dallas, Texas

This limerick is cute and that picture...was it frog legs?

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Well, burning the dinner

Is a way to stay thinner.

But he went too far.

Did he save his car?

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Bad to go to extremes.

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