Honey I Fixed The Alarm (limerick)

Dedicated to Josh3418 and his limerick “Oh No, Not Again!”

My wife got this new alarm clock

Our mornings were greeted with shock

Sweet dreams were reduced

By noise it produced

Till I introduced it to rock

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Love the alarm poem.

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


Awesome buddy! LOL :) I loved it!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hope it will still help you to wake up! You really know how to find so amazing pictures for your poems.

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

When I saw the clock, I laughed out loud! Great limerick and a nice dedication. Voted up and very funny!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

That would definitely solve the problem. LOL

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

This may be the best! Up for sure.

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

There are many times I would've lived this if I could've only found a rock!

Love It!

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

hahaha!! you "Rock" mhatter!

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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

Cool! Rock vs. Alarm Clock!

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

I guess the rock won!! Great work, Hatter!

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Peggy W 4 years ago from Houston, Texas

Am sure that many if not most people feel like treating their alarm clocks to the same kind of treatment. Haha! Funny little limerick.

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Rock, paper, scissors....looks like rock won!

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UnnamedHarald 4 years ago from Cedar Rapids, Iowa

pickles, you took the words right out of my mouth. Nice limerick, mhatter.

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KoffeeKlatch Gals 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

Love it. I feel like that myself most mornings.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, I loved this. Alarm clock dead..Yea..

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sweethearts2 4 years ago from Northwest Indiana

Love it as well.

"Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." ~William Faulkner

In your case -when the clock stops does time come to sleep

7:15 - I would have thought you an early bird. Just saying!

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phoenix2327 4 years ago from United Kingdom

Well done, sir.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. I once had an alarm that could make you fall out of bed. lol

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shelpeare 4 years ago

Lol. The picture looks like you "killed time." Lol.

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teaches12345 4 years ago

You don't know how often I have wanted to do this! Throw it out the window would be another option.

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shelpeare 4 years ago

teaches123, that would make time fly. Lol.

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tirelesstraveler 4 years ago from California

Splendid. Time stands still for nobody, except if you have a rock.

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