Housework Can Be Awwwsome (limerick)

Why does husband help wife with dishes

With vacuum and mop through mess swishes

All else he dismisses

To aid his Mrs.

It’s for some more kisses he fishes

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I think the word "whipped" enters into this discussion. LOL

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lovedoctor926 3 years ago

I think he might be fishing a little more than kisses. Lol@ billy. Nicely done.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Hurry with the vacuuming and do not wait

Doing all the housework is just the right bait.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha, yes, I agree with lovedoctor, maybe a little more than just kisses.

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LisaMarie724 3 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

True, that's when my man helps out!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

You know what that housework is leading to.

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99..Wrong !..he 's trying to save $ actually would behove him to hire

" Molly Maid " then they both could take off for the day..cause you know no matter what he does, it will NEVER measure up to her expectations...and could cause issues..

* please excuse the humor....

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stephanieb27 3 years ago from United States

Sounds about right! :)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Nothing sexier than a man with a vacuum in his hand. Ha, ha

Nice work!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was pretty cute!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

And that's the only reason, I'll bet!

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girishpuri 3 years ago from NCR , INDIA

Hilarious, as usual, God bless, Martin

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Loved this!

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Whatever it takes!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Thanks for the chuckle.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 3 years ago

Ha - He can try, but it won't work with me! :-) Unless he cleans the whole house.

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