How To Prevent Your Hair From Turning Grey - The Natural Way

Disclaimer - Grey Hair Prevention

The title possibly suggests that there is a method of preventing your hair from turning grey, and has succeeded in drawing your attention to it, am I right?

Well, If you are seriously looking for a solution to your problem of greying hair, I would suggest that you look elsewhere.

Yes, elsewhere! Why so, you may ask. Let me tell you that this is certainly not an article with a cosmetic tint attached to it! I am sure you are confused! Well read on!

Although I assure you that this method is the "natural way" and will definitely prevent your hair or hair belonging to anybody else from turning grey once the method is applied, it will certainly not be of any use to you or to the individual whose hair has undergone this treatment.

If you are disappointed, please accept my apologies. Still, If you want to laugh along with me, kindly continue reading!


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Hair And Beauty

Believe it or not, I have discovered a method of preventing hair from turning grey.

I stumbled upon this idea a long time ago, possibly well over twenty years back, while trying to figure out a solution to a different problem.

Although I did not find the solution to that "different problem" I stumbled upon THIS idea. It hit me like a bolt from the blues!

This method of preventing your hair from turning grey will work for just about anyone at all irrespective of your age or gender!

It would not matter at all if your hair is turning grey prematurely or if it is high time it did! Probably the time is nigh, and you are anxious!

Even if you had the fear that your hair might start turning grey all of a sudden, this method works!

But ... mind you it works only on hair that has not yet turned grey. It can simply do nothing for hair that has already turned grey. So, you have to get in early!

It works on brunettes, redheads, blonds, and on anyone at all irrespective of the natural color of your hair.

It works on people irrespective of their level of intelligence, and geographic location. It works on the rich as well as on the poor, irrespective of your frame of mind too.

In fact if you think this is another of those positivity gimmicks, let me tell you that it will work even if you believe it won't!

There are no drugs involved, no form of plastic surgery or application of any form of medication, no acupuncture, no hypnosis, no witchcraft, no steaming or exercises.

No herbs, no tinting of any sort. No implants or hair transplants. There are no prayers involved either.

I am not trying to sell you wigs or toupees and I am not paving the way to direct you to some website that does these either.

The greatest thing about this is that you could even do it yourself. And it will not cost you anything at all!

However, I have not yet tested it on animals. Although I have not, I have absolutely no intention of doing so even at a later time because I am one hundred per cent positive that it will work on animals too, as the principle that makes it work is the same.

Quite apart from that there is no health hazard at all. No side effects, or after effects. It does not require any post treatment care at all either. It could be just a wee bit painful. However you could completely get over that as well ... mind you, without any form of anesthesia!

It will, however take some time. I mean you need time to apply this treatment as it has to be applied to every single hair that you would want to retain its original color!

Of course in order to save time you could "mass apply" the solution ... but ... the decision is yours!

In fact just do it once and the hair that undergoes this treatment will retain its color forever.

Of course it will!

The hair that undergoes this treatment will retain its color forever! Did you hear that?


Anthing To Do With Hair Styles?

However, this treatment cannot reverse the greying process. Each and every hair that undergoes this treatment retains the color it had, just before the application of this method.

Ever since the day I stumbled upon this discovery, I recall I mentioned this just once, and to a hairdresser when I made a fleeting reference to my discovery as the need to deviate from a conversation we were having, arose.

The need to deviate momentarily was just to make the topic last longer in order to bring about the dramatic ending I was planning!


Does It Require Special Hair Care?

In addition to that, her temporary focus was on a pair of scissors I remember that I had picked up and was examining.

She asked me if there was any remote chance of me dropping the pair of scissors, and this I interpreted as a kindly worded request for me to place it back on the tray from which I picked it up.

When I put it back, she breathed a sigh of relief and with a grateful smile politely pushed the tray as further away from me as she possibly could.

Then she explained to me that these special scissors cost a ton of money and once it is dropped it loses its alignment and that's as good as SAYONARA!

Then she got back to the topic we were discussing and got back to attending to my hair as well. So the two things that she was focusing on, made her deaf to my revelation and I am glad it happened that way.

Later on I did regret that moment of weakness when I revealed my discovery. But, I am certain that this information did not digest in her system. I hope it did not too, as I want the full credit for this discovery.

At that time I had no access to the Internet, and did not have the the foggiest idea of the advantages of the world wide web. All I wanted to do was to reveal this to as many people as possible in the shortest possible time.


Is It Some Kind Of A Hair Spray?

Of course I was not thinking of any commercial gain at all. Just fame! It was fame that I was after. Certainly not fortune!

Fortune, I know always follows fame whether you like it or not! So let fortune take its own course and let me concentrate on fame for the moment!

I wanted to gain fame via this discovery of mine, although I did not have a clue at all as to how I was going to accomplish it.

I kept my mouth shut for twenty years. I had, over this period of time nearly forgotten the whole thing.

In reality, It is no big deal at all. It is just a method by means of which the original color of your hair is retained forever.

Hair that undergoes this unique treatment will never ever again turn grey however long the period of time that may elapse.

At last, the moment you have been waiting for has finally come. I am going to reveal to you my secret. My discovery of twenty years.


At Last! ... This Is How It Is Done! ... It Is So Very Simple!!!

Drum roll, please ...

As I stated many times before, it's the natural way! It's like this, really so very simple. All you need to do is just this. Select the hair or hairs on your head that you don't want to turn grey, and then gently pluck it off your scalp.

If you find plucking painful, you could get someone to cut it off from the very bottom, one hair at a time or many at a time.

Once the hair is disconnected from your scalp, the changes in your metabolism will not affect it any longer and thus it will retain its color forever!

In fact the hair that has been plucked from your scalp will forever retain the color it had before it was plucked ... and it is your very own hair, plucked from your very own scalp!

So ... that is exactly how you prevent your hair from turning grey!



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Lgali 7 years ago

wow very intersting read.


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Thanks Lgali! Hope you were not disappointed! :)


veronica allen 7 years ago

Genuis!


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Thanks Veronica! :)


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Nancy's Niche 7 years ago from USA

Great catch and read!


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create a page 7 years ago from Maryland, USA

Quicksand you are too funny. You had me cracking up with laughter from the first sentence of your hub to the last sentence. This is the funniest hub I have ever read, and I needed a good laugh too, after the stressful day that I had.

However, my children have been using the procedure you mentioned long before you wrote this hub. You see, they do not like to see my gray hair and so they have been plucking each one out despite my annoyance at their habit.

At least I don't have to go to a hairdresser to get it done lol.

Regardless, I think you should write a book on this topic. I guarantee it will be a best seller. I would probably be the first to purchase a copy.


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

@Nancy - Hi Nancy! How are you doing? Glad you liked my hub! Thanks for visiting and making a remark! :) Cheers!

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@Create A Page - I am truly flattered by your comments! I do my very best to make all my articles humorous. LOL! At last I have succeeded! Thanks for your visit and your encouragement. Cheers!


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create a page 7 years ago from Maryland, USA

Thank you quicksand. Keep writing the humor please. We all need a good laugh okay?


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

Hahahaha! Is it any wonder that the dogs don't like you? :P


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

@create a page - I would love to! thanks again for your support. :)

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@Prophet Feline - Methinks thou art much amused! I thank thee for thy visit and I am grateful for thy comments too!


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wandererh 7 years ago from Singapore

If I were to pluck out all my grey hair, it will definitely solve my grey hair problem. But then I will have no hair! Talk about getting out of the frying and into the fire. :)


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BeatsMe 7 years ago

Wwhellll!! I think there is a syndrome like that. Plucking hairs. Hmmm. Couldn't remember though.

There's another solution. Go bald. :D


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Wanderer, do not pluck any of your grey hair! Pluck only the black ones. The black ones will remain black forever after you pluck 'em! Thanks for your comments! :)


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Hi BestsMe! How are you doing? Shaving off one's head will solve many problems for men. Anyway, to prevent your hair from turning grey, the only solution I know of, is to pluck it off your scalp and keep it in a safe place! LOL! Cheers!


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Ladybird33 7 years ago from Georgia USA

Hmmm...very interesting, appreciate it.


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Thanks Ladybird. Your comment is appreciated too! Cheers!


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Shalini Kagal 7 years ago from India

quicksand, you crazy coot! You had me pulling my hair out in exasperation! If I followed your advice, I would be bald - so no thanks :D


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Hey Shal! How are you doing?

I swear you my method works! But ... don't try it. The hairstyle in your avatar is great!

Hope you had a good laugh! Thanks for reading my hub and commenting! Cheers! :)


Trisha 7 years ago

Feel sorry for you


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Enelle Lamb 7 years ago from Canada's 'California'

Too funny! Enjoyed the laugh :D will definitely come back to read some more :D


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Hi Enelle, glad you had a laugh! Thanks for the comment! :)


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Trisha - Thanks.


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Pamela Laird 7 years ago

Have to say, I knew where you were going. LOL Great humor.


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Why didn't I think of that! Like all problems we should get right to the root. What a marvelous revelation and a great money saver. Don't know how you kept quiet so long. Thumbs up for sharing it now?


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Yes Dottie, the problem has to be addressed at the root. Twenty years ago, I had no access to the Internet, so I had no choice but to keep quiet. Thanks a lot for your support! Cheers! :)


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Hi Pamela, glad you liked my humor. Thanks for commenting! :)


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DynamicS 7 years ago from Toronto, Canada

Very good... You got me hanging onto your every word to the very end. I'm such a suck...Anyway, I've tried your method it DOES NOT work. LOL!

Nicely done...


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Well, Dynamics, If your hair continues to turn grey even after it is detached from your scalp, your metabolism is unique by being able to generate such changes without any physical connection. The conclusion is ... You have telekenetic powers!

LOL! Thanks for your visit! )


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James Ginn 7 years ago from Ohio

You did, in fact, get me! Can't wait to read more of your stuff.


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quicksand 7 years ago Author

Hello, James! Thanks for your comments! :)


khoustello 7 years ago

WEAR A HAT SAYS KHOUSTELLO-JUST LIKE KOJACK.


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skye2day 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains

HI Quicksand, This is cute. I am a hairstylist. Ouch on pulling out the follicle.(root) Yikes.ouch. I have had clients tell me they pull out a few greys. My reply was, 'just let me color, it is much less time consuming.' I only hope you have lots of hair if you are a 'puller' lol

I will remember this. Thanks for the share and fun read. Your friend. Your hairstylist is right on about our 'implements' no touching. :)


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quicksand 6 years ago Author

Hi skye2day, thanks for dropping by and commenting! :)


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BrianS 6 years ago from Castelnaudary, France

You should do a follow up to this hub called 'how to stop yourself going bald'. I think you can work out how to do that exactly!!!


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quicksand 6 years ago Author

Hi Brian! The solution to falling hair already exists! Someone else had figured it out a long time back and although I do not remember the source it was quite appropriately categorized under humor!

How to stop your hair from falling - Catch it!

I wish I could have figured out that one too! Thanks for your visit Brian. Cheers!


soumyasrajan 6 years ago from Mumbai India and often in USA

A good one quicksand! actually a great one- I could not get till end. Enjoyed (with a child like smile- they have many such tricks, though this may beat them also- I had not heard this earlier)


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quicksand 6 years ago Author

Thank you, Mr Soumyasrajan! This is an original. :)


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kashmir56 5 years ago from Massachusetts

Very funny quicksand,loved it! LOL!!!


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quicksand 5 years ago Author

Thanks Kashmir56, I am glad you did!


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frogyfish 5 years ago from Central United States of America

Nuh-uh! You didn't "Gotcha" me...I thought from almost the beginning that it was going to be to pull out the hair! :-)

Cain't believe I was right on! Thanks for a fun read!!


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quicksand 5 years ago Author

Hi FroggyFish, I'll "gotcha" you the next time! (Hopefully!) ... Unless of course you are one of those ungotcha-able cats!

Thanks for reading and commenting. Cheers!


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unknown spy 3 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

Hmm... i find this very interesting!


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quicksand 3 years ago Author

Try it Spy, it certainly does work!


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RTalloni 4 days ago from the short journey

A fun something to smile about. :)


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quicksand 4 days ago Author

Hi RTalloni!

Keep smiling, this method does work and it will work on you too! Cheers, and thanks for commenting!

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