How to Make Somebody Love You

You have met your soul mate, the one and only, now what? Now you have to make him or her fall madly, drunkly, and blindly in love with you. You could use the old-fashioned, outdated method of getting to know the person, dating, and being yourself...letting the love and mutual respect develop naturally, but do you really have the time and patience for that?

In this day and age, only fools let love follow its natural course. You need to act now and manipulate the situation to your advantage, unless you want to end up a forty year old living with your parents. And, don't forget old Aunt Marge pinching your cheeks, asking for the 947,329th time: "When are you going to get married?”

Ten Ways to Make Someone Love You

  1. Be Needy: You have to let this person know you need him or her. Not only will it make your love feel good to be wanted, but you will be able to latch on quickly and get your hooks in nice and deep.

  2. Learn Everything: Dig deep and discover everything about your love. You will amaze him or her with your ability to know this person so well. It will seem uncanny that you can know so much about this person. Some might call it stalking, but it's not like background checks are illegal.
  3. Meet the Parents: You don't even have to wait for your love interest to introduce you. Take some initiative and meet them on your own. You will get to know a lot more about your love through his or her family. Plus, it will make it more difficult for this person not to get into a relationship with you once the family loves you!
  4. Say I Love You: Nothing better lets someone know exactly how you feel than actually telling them. That's right, be honest. You need to get it out in the open, and let him or her know exactly what you expect from the relationship. If your love wants to know which relationship you are talking about, don't hold back: tell this person everything! You can even share the ideas you have for what to name your kids.
  5. Get the Friends: You know #3? Well, the same thing applies here, but focus on the friends. Once you have infiltrated the group of friends, you are in for life. Find out what their interests are, where they hang out, what they do--and make sure you are always around.
  6. Make Your Interests Match: Whoever said that you should be independent was crazy. You need to find out what interests your love. Then, make sure he or she knows that you have the same exact interests! You might have to stay up all night reading up on baseball stats or learn the local theater schedules, but it will be worth it when you have your arms wrapped, dead-tight, around your love.
  7. PDA: Oh yeah...public displays of affection. Get it on as soon as possible. Nothing will endear you to your love more than being all over him or her in public. The moment you see this person, start touching. Do whatever you have to do to get a hold of his or her hand. Hug your love and don't hold those smooches back. If he or she seems a little weirded out about it, don't worry...keep the PDA going strong. It will pay out in the long run.

  8. Get a Tattoo: A huge tattoo. Preferably with a giant heart. Don't forget the most important part: your love's name! For extra points, get a tattoo of his or her face.
  9. Move In: Your love interest might not think it is a great idea at first, but you can work around that. Just start bringing your stuff over and leaving it at his or her place. Get yourself a key- I know you can find a way- and let yourself in whenever you need to. Definitely be sure to create your space at his/her place. And, make sure your picture is everywhere. This way, you won't be forgotten when you aren't around for a little while.
  10. Love Spells: If all else fails, try some love spells. That's right: voodoo it. Wrap that guy or gal around your finger. It's all about the manipulation. Steal some hair, light a candle, and bad karma be damned!

By now you should be happily in the arms of your sweet, true love.

Disclaimer

This article is meant for humorous purposes only. Any resemblance to real actions or police incidents is purely coincidental. No tattoo artists or Wiccans were injured in the creation of this article. If you are susceptible to following bad advice, this is not for you. This article is intended for those with a sense of humor, not for those who feel offended. This advice is not recommended for children, teenagers, adults, or anyone not interested in a prison record.

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maham 8 years ago

ill try it on my bf thanks


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MrMarmalade 8 years ago from Sydney

I am too old fashioned

Thanks for the tip


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G-Ma Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

Oh dear..what a hoot..Am sure you shocked some of the hubbers Stacie my sweetie..Had me going but soon caught on hee hee ha ha G-Ma :o) hugs


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singpec476 8 years ago from Not Too Far Away

Great hub Stacie if only life was this simple


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Princessa 8 years ago from France

I loved it... the disclaimer is great and the advice... well I suppose some people will follow it, as you said at their own risk lol.


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RFox 8 years ago

Now I know what I've been doing wrong all these years. Thanks for straightening me out Stacie. ;)


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

All of your comments crack me up. The disclaimer brought me a lot of secret pleasure.


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VioletSun 8 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

The disclaimer made chuckle! You have a creative mind in order to write a fun hub like this one on love. LOL!


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jsullivan41 8 years ago from Orlando

HAHA, or anyone interested in a prison record. PRICESLESS! I was reading this thinking to myself "This has got the be a joke...I hope noone actually takes this seriously..." Hysterical.


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compu-smart 8 years ago from London UK

You sure have giving me other ways to find true love..........Voodoo lol


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Sylvia Page 8 years ago from Malabe

Stacie you are brilliant and outrageous!! Loved it beggining to end disclaimer topped it offffff!! Loved the voodoo part and prison record.. Any lessons on voodooism?


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Ah...voodoo. We shall see!


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Victori 8 years ago from Los Angeles, California

I've tried all these and I can tell you they come with mixed results. That's to say I was once young, and silly. (Oh to be back there again). I might have added in, propose early in the relationship and move fast if your love replies yes! True love is great, even if short lived. Everyone should try it at least once.


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flread45 8 years ago from Montana

To get some one to love you,you need too cook for them.


ang3lz 8 years ago

Gr8 tips! I'll try them on my new buddy.


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huba7 8 years ago from Uganda

Good tips for those looking for love, i wonder whether this should include the foods/delicacies your lover is fond of, in my culture, the say the love of a man is in his stomach-give him what he enjoys eating most and he will love you more than you would have anticipated. Am a man, and my wife has tried all these tricks on me, and oh yes, it works!


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

We have a saying like that too: The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I certainly hope all of you patting me on the back for giving such good tips have read the entire article, particularly the disclaimer.


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caspar 8 years ago from UK

I don't like to be thought of as acting "needy" but I did hook my husband into our first date by asking him if he would come over and help me fit a bulb in my car's back light, even though I know I could have done it myself!


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Cinda 8 years ago from Malaysia

stacie!! Thanks to u for your tips and answering my request! Hahhahahaha.. finally I found my 'true' luv!! :P


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Not a problem, so glad people are finding love!


nathaniel okonta 8 years ago

how can someone make love


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Oh, nathaniel, that's a whole new ball game. Play safe.


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Great article, so funny! I agree with the others...the disclaimer is just perfect! Hilarious, thx for the laugh.


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vreccc 8 years ago from Concord, NH

This is a riot!! I read a bit of your posts, Stacie, but have never come across a humerous one, so I took it for real at first. When I read "be needy" I was already thinking of what I was going to comment. "No, no, no... don't do that".

Nice!!!!


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Ha ha...just when you had me figured out!


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vreccc 8 years ago from Concord, NH

Never judge a book by its cover and never think you have anybody pegged.


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bheem 8 years ago

ha ha....enjoyed reading..humerous disclaimer


domnic 8 years ago

i have already tried all these tips... but i didn't get a true girld friend... if anybody interested with me please mail me 2 domnicsuresh@gmail.com frnds... i need a Gud Girl Frnd...


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Gerg 8 years ago from California

Love the disclaimer - and I think it's a hoot that you probably really needed to have that there! I only wish I could say these only happened on Comedy Central.

Oh, and domnic - see my hub "do the opposite of what doesn't work!" The advice being, um, DON'T do these things! Good luck!


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Domnic, please listen to Gerg.


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helpdeskian 8 years ago from Pennsylvania

I have always been a fan of the girls with a Life size headshot of there ex tattoed on the chest! that just screams "i'm Classy" Funny Post!


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Well, I'm glad someone gets off on it!


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jimmythejock 8 years ago from Scotland

Note to self: if you meet any ladies who have read this, run like the wind and don,t stop until you know that they are nowhere near you.....jimmy

LOL, stacie Grrrrrrrrrrreat Hub you got here 80}


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Seriously, the comments are more amusing than the actual hub.


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Natashabassett 8 years ago from Hayward

i tried ALL of these things and I am still single (and 36)


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Are you really surprised?


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Mschanl 8 years ago from USA

Great article Stacie, I enjoyed reading it! :)


OTIS 8 years ago

I THINK I WILL TRY IT ON MY BFF'S BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE DOES NOT LOVE HER AND HE IS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HER ANY WAY

AND I AM A GIRL


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Wow, Otis. Um...I think you should...NOT do that. Pretty sure your BFF will become your EF (Enemy Forever).


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Garry Nelson 8 years ago from Hawaii

Hello,

You had me blustering and shaking my head for the first three before I caught on, and I thought you were the idiot. Good stuff.

Garry Nelson


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Thanks Garry...I think.


simmi 8 years ago

thanks fr suggestion.

if u need frend e-mail to me

hey_simmi@yahoo.co.in


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle Author

Hm, Simmi, thanks but I think I will pass.


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Devin Aldine 8 years ago

This made me smile. It's the way for those crazy stalkers... creepy. The scary thing is, as satirical as this was, some people are actually like that.


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Susan Ng 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Haha! When I saw tip#1: Be Needy, I knew there was no way on earth you could be serious. :D Just for laughs, though, I'd like to see someone do all these. Hehe...


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Sandilyn 8 years ago from Port Orange, FL

Well you have lots of great points. Just don't change yourself for someone else. You must be yourself for it to work out for the long run. So many relationships are through aways now. I am old fashioned too. Be yourself, fall in love. Then it falls into place. Conquer the world together.


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Bike Web Guy 8 years ago

Stacy you look like such an innocent mom type. You really know how to give great relationship advice. Mix this one with your drinking games and it should be great fun. Maybe invite your new love's parents over for a couple of Drinking games...

Outstanding, I really like the idea about getting to know her parents right away.


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joblot 8 years ago from Ringwood

Hi Stacie,

What fun - my wife would probably think I'd gone mad if I started some of that!! If I could recommend a book that is great for helping relationships between men and women it would be John Grey's "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" - obviously this title has become a cliché, but the messages within are fantastic!

Cheers, Dan


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Sarah Marie 8 years ago from Boston, MA

Hilarious!


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Woody Marx 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Ha! Very silly and very funny. And I'm sure many people actually DO these things!


candy 8 years ago

Its good to those in need of love.I think it can work.


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shotgunbanjo 8 years ago

well, loving someone is the best thing to do in your life...both person are in love, it keeps on burning...don't lose let love spread!!!!


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516Ads 8 years ago from Long Island

Stacie, Your title, How To Make Somebody Love You & your disclaimer spirred my writing.

Additionally your mentioning of being 'needed'. We often hear of people who need, in my opinion the feeling of 'being needed' is extremely important. Too many people feel that they don't matter ... I want to let those people know that they do. From one loving citizen to anpther, keep spreading love. - Best Wishes, David


rachel 8 years ago

I WIL TRY IT.THANKS


ry 8 years ago

this is ridiculous

I wouldn't do half of these things


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twohandtouch 8 years ago from Everywhere!

L-O-V-E I-T

Yet another great tongue in cheek look at this wonderful world we call love and dating....


selfhelp 8 years ago

You can't make anyone love you.... everyone has free will choice. Just be who you were ment to be, command what kind of person you want and allow it to happen for you.


tisha 8 years ago

this is stupidness wit people why people does do those thing


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torino70 8 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

I think this was a good hub, lots of good things try the next time you feel like you've bitten by the infatuation bug.


solarcaptain(docmike) 8 years ago

hello,

I saw your hub on the best of the hubs and I wanted to see for myself.

Indeed, you deserve to be in that special class of writers. In your article

you have managed to include every foible known to woman, and, reaching into the pickle barrel of satire came up with some real dills. Satire isn't easy top pull off without offending someone. I dunno, is satire even allowed at university now? My life has been too serious and now, thanks to your humor suggestion, I'm just not going to take myself so seriously and--

I give you--3 thumbs up!

Thank you.


Susoo 8 years ago

If you get any attention with using these methods perposely relationship will get last very soon. And can apply these methods only for somebody who doesn't use his inteligance.


Zarm Nefilin 8 years ago

Hilarious.

I lol'ed.


christine_kanayok@hotmail.com 8 years ago

Stacie ....do love exisit in a hated world?


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redpony 8 years ago from PA

You have a great sense of humor, Stasie. It was fun reading, thanks.


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nikitha p 8 years ago from India

yea nice hub..


... 8 years ago

it was fun readin it but the girl that i love has a bf :(... wt should i do 'cause i love her so much and i told her that i love her

thanks


black_rose 8 years ago

how can u write this bullshit u r crazy wt do u know abt love its easy to say then to do this is worthless


farouk 8 years ago

i strongly agree with point numbner 6


memo 8 years ago

I like ur article but Idont agree with u about making my interests matching hers bnut I'll try .I think its better to be urself and to be normal


minndy 7 years ago

this will not work


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Mandy76 7 years ago from Mount Shasta, California

Love this article, funny and candid.  Too bad tons of people actively live their lives this way...  I guess we can see that from the posted comments. Oh what a mess! Actually operating this way in a relationship can be quite painful for both involved, and OH the drama!

-- seriously people, READ THE STINKIN' DISCLAIMER!!


bess 7 years ago

its sooooo STUPID


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bevy400 7 years ago from scarborough

Love is not about manipulating some one .Love is a natural progression and if that person is right for you and you for them every thing else will fall in to place.Part of falling in love is the challenges that comes your way on this some times hard and infuriating road.I am crazy in love with my guy and he with me and it was fun getting there.It happened by simply being our selves and taking the time to get to know all about each other.If you have to force someone to fall in love then it wont last.True ever lasting love comes from the heart,what will be will be.


natasha bassett 7 years ago

Natasha bassett is a terrible mother.


7 years ago

What do you do if you REALLY fall in love with someone who you've never met, but have been talking online and you swore it could never happen to you, but then it creeps up and you, and for the first time, you know it is more than a crush - it feels different from anything else before. You have the same interests, you would do ANYTHING for her, you love EVERYTHING about her, and you just want to make her happy, BUT she is taken. How do you get her out of your mind when you KNOW you can't?


jhe 7 years ago

..yeah! its good.. funny and hilarious.. hehe! but its a case to case basis.. can't afford to do this, if it is a secret love.. its more on being aggressive.. i think.. aha!


Jayla 7 years ago

I always do that to boys and i am still single (at 47)


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JPSO138 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines, International

Hahahaha, very interesting. They will certainly work out.


arjun 7 years ago

hey dat was cooooooooooooool............stacie dese ideas work..........thanx babe


yasmin 7 years ago

i love a boy he is yunger that me in a year im not too old im 13 he is 12 I LOVW HEM SO MATCH


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jayb23 7 years ago from India

I was wondering I try doing what you said Ill be dumped. But it was wonderful. I couldn't stop laughing. Thumbs up for this article


theresa 7 years ago

i learn a lot il try too do my best soo thnhs now i know..... thnks a lot


Jeff Hardy 7 years ago

Don't Be Shy To Say I LOve You To Your Friend


Laura 7 years ago

I really have a massive crush on this boy but he hates me! How can I make sure that he knows that I love him without fooling myself?

Also, everytime I watch Beauty and the beast I feel really lonely and sad.

I NEED HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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ljrc1961 7 years ago from Michigan

I can't see why so many took this seriously! Very funny stuff.


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Bo Bixbie 7 years ago from Mid-West

Stacie, PLEASE stop calling me. Seriously, I'm embarassed for you.


stacie 7 years ago

we have the same first name and spelt the same! Don't u hate it when people spell your name wrong like, 20 or 30 times!!!! I hate it.


Zee 7 years ago

ha hha, Love spells are not good trust me on that one , It's theperson you doing that on will be crazy, trust , I've that, or the'll be dump , the'lll be stupid , they lose respect for elders, Love spells don't reside , when its gone , that person will hate like hell,


yazii 7 years ago

hi thats yazi, I want 2 say that i'm a girl, and i think that i cant say i love u to a man, he have to say it to me first. but i want the way how to make a man fall in love with girl.plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

3ala fekra i am 16years old.


ANITA 7 years ago

I know that these tips are great,BELIEVE ME IT HELPS.My guy is totally crazy because of these tips and i don't know what can ever separate us.


intelligent 7 years ago

its rubbish & reading it is a waste of time


key 7 years ago

this article on making someone fall in love with u is stupid and also gives tips on "faking it"

the best way to make someone really fall in love with u is to really just be your own natural self and when u do,u will gain so much of that person's respect


key 7 years ago

and also the part about GETTIN A TATTOO is the worst piece of advice.who wrote this???!

it is never intelligent to get a love's name's tatted on your body b/c u will never know just how and u and your gf/bf will be together and if ever the realtionship spilts,u will regret having their name on u especially if this person moves on and finds someone else.while they have found a new interest you're gonna look quite silly and struck while their name is printed on ya..ya know


fatima 7 years ago

love is true and you cant stop loveing keep going on


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camlo 7 years ago from Cologne, Germany

I'm still laughing ... Love the 'meet his parents' thing, then do the same with his friends.


jasmine wilson 7 years ago

I was looking at this web site because i wanted to know how to get my baby day back but am trying to get him to see that i love him but it seems to not work and all i want is us to be togeather as a family i don't want him to leave me i want him to be with me so an telling u that i need some help bad all i want is me and him and my kids to be togeather so can u please help me please for its to late.


AHLAM FARAJ  7 years ago

I WISH TO PUT MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS SUBGECT


sergej 7 years ago

hay everyone from around this fabulous globe.

i will tell you a story about me,

i am now a 26 years old gay guy from slovenia, and since i was 16 yes that is right for 10 years im in love with one guy from my school, we were a bit of friends, but nothing special, but im still thinking about him and everything, its like being obssesed, but i cant help it.

im really a romantic person, so its all about candels and roses for me.

well anyway, im not having big contacts with this person, but were friends on FB and so we are being updated with eachother.

anyways

i don't even know if he is gay. after shool he went to work and study in another country, and so did i, for few years, and i met millions of people, but i cannot start a new relationship with anyone, because i am comparing everyone with him, and nobody is good enough.

so im still single.

i want him or at least i want to let go, but i just cant.

and don't tell me to forget him, because im trying to do that for the last decade, and its obviously not working.

anyway, he is now living in australia, i have never seen him with a girl, some of my friends are telling me that nobody has ever seen him with a girl,

so im susspecting that he could be gay.

but how to find out, and then how to act that he would at least be my friend.

i have to at least hear him.

if you have any suggestions please let me know.

thanks

sergej.jezernik@gmail.com


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Vicky Webb 7 years ago

great hub , not easy to find love in this day and age...


Umana 7 years ago

Tnks, your tips are good enough to break powers and principalities


ninou 7 years ago

it's wonderful to be loved


ann 6 years ago

love is the answer


albb 6 years ago

this is true


eva 6 years ago

yeah it really work and thanks .


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Shinkicker 6 years ago from Scotland

Brilliant Hub, sounds more like a guerilla campaign than a passionate wooing.

And besides when it comes to us guys, once we felt we got it right, we know you women would just change the rules :-)


Amit 6 years ago

Hi and thanks..

That's cool fanda, I'll try to impress my gf.


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Sean Leong 6 years ago from Malaysia

Humorous.


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rebekahELLE 6 years ago from Tampa Bay

HA~ so relieved to see that disclaimer at the end! unfortunately, many do this and wonder why it doesn't work!

nice humor.


Bert 15 6 years ago

i will try it to get my BF back


ahmed ali ahmed 6 years ago

its very useful information thank u but i want more advices because not all persons alike thanks for this informations


Annie4 6 years ago

This is so great...real tongue and cheek that left me laughing hard. Good for you for finding humor in the game. Especially enjoyed the advise that you need to be assertive when meeting the parents. This advice could work well in a plot for a movie. Maybe some columnist who gives this sort of advise and the repercussions of it. Good work! I'll be reading more.


somboysx 6 years ago

yeah this is great advice,, i'll try my best just sometimes i meet some difficulties in doing this,,, bt i'll do it alittle bit,,,


sam 6 years ago

ok................what


lamis 6 years ago

i love a boy named ahmad but he don't love me how can i make him fall in my love


katie 6 years ago

Hi My name is katie im a girl I need to tell you that i love you so much I want to have se with you thanks bye.


Marc 6 years ago

What this person says is an insult to the human race. we have been doing it the so called old fashioned way for thousands of years. And I'm sorry to say but as soon as manipulation comes in, it becomes a mind game. And as soon as it becomes a mind game both of these people will never experience what true love is. It will end up being a manipulative battle. Sad to say but it is that simple.

Some of these tricks work a little but at the end of the day you cannot make someone fall in love with you, what this trick does is it may help to allow a person to lust over you. To that person it will likley be very painfull. And when they begin to be with you and they figure out who you really are they will likley leave you because it was not love, but someone being manipulative in the first place. love is a natural thing that takes time.

LMFAO, Now don't tell me the author is one of those dumb Americans that make fools of their own country people. Sorry to insult other more "smarter" Americans, but i'm sure you will understand if you have read all of the points and remarks above writtin by this stupid, sick minded author.


Kristin  6 years ago

This is hilarious.


dinoj 6 years ago

i think love is something special


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Rambo-boy 6 years ago

I don't think we can make somebody love us .What we can do is .We can listen to them ,make them understand at we are there for them ,they mast feel that way easy to talk with us .They have to know don:t matter what they have to say we there to help them for everything .We have to be open .That can helps somebody to fall in love with us .


Anonymoua 6 years ago

You're better off being single if life has come down to you forcing or making someone love you and I mean it. You're truly free


meryam 6 years ago

hi erverybody. i want to tell u . ask your god then he will help u.


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epigramman 6 years ago

it took me so long to scroll down to the bottom of this screen that I forgot how to make someone love me......

BUT THAT SAID - I would redeem myself and tell that person of interest - to read one of your hubs and be transformed forever - one small problem though - I am a visitor here on your planet earth - I am from Mars!!


HA 6 years ago

mmmm

i loved it but

How Do we introduce ourselves to them

and how do i find the best girl in my mind

and thanx for 10 steps

you made me stronger


edmartin 6 years ago

woah thanks dude but somethin isn't right about the love spell one errrr just give her a box with a mirror under it

and say "all ineed is what contains in this box"and PRESTO

if it doesn't work...JUST TELL HER U LOVE HER DAMNIT (or him)


Angel 6 years ago

Hahaaa! My friend told me about this site like two weeks ago but I didn't care. He told me that he got step by step instructions to build a long lasting relationship, but I still didn't care. Then four days ago he called me up saying that his girlfriend left him and that he has a court date. I asked what for and he said "I don't know what I did wrong. I just followed all the steps... It's for aggravated stalking.." So I got the url for this site from him so I could see what it was telling him to do. Now I can't stop laughing!!! I'm sure by now you figured out that my friend is... Well.... Hmm How do I say this.... Ummm... FREAKIN STUPID!!! Haha thanks for making this, I will be making fun of him for a long long long time!!!!


Angel 6 years ago

/\ I meant to to say "two months ago" not two weeks . My bads!


Gigi 6 years ago

you know what.. some times I wish I didn't fell in love with this guy and some times I feel so lucky just being around him so love can change to a different ways

Good luck lovers


noobish 6 years ago

oh sh..

this is working so cool bro..thanks for the advice it was aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeesssssssoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sha-sha 6 years ago

There is guy I love him but I don't now of he love me to and his name is mario


neverlovedbutwon 6 years ago

jesus you will be single forever if u follow this advice maybe it is a joke but its mean!


Ok 6 years ago

haa i think this would all sound better in a video


Wadhah 6 years ago

thank u veri much!! I own u ma love!! Mwaxxx


Jerrold 6 years ago

No. 10... Dude, your kidding me right?! Voodoo my gf? Awkward....


COnfuse 6 years ago

Well after reading the whole article all i can tell u is that i have done everything,,, i am so madly in love with my best friend, that everyone around me can see it, even she knew about it,, but for past half year i pretended i dnt have feeling for her anymore..but every time i started to like a different girl, or even consider going out with them, she always ends up hating them..i don't know why, she never even met them..but she hates them. just mentioning a girl (if i like them) name in front of her, she gets so angry. what i do not understand is that, why. She has told me any times, i am her family, and she trust me more than anyone, and loves me a lot. And many times when she is drunk she always tries to make a move on me, (try to kiss me, and among other things) and i always push her away, because as much as i want her, i will never take an advantage of her. I want her to come to me when she is sober. Also i have this hold on her i think , whenever i tell her something , she actually do it with out questioning, ( for ex, change her hair color, what dress she should wear) etc. so i don't understand that does she loves me more than a friend but she is too afraid to say it or she thinks it might ruin our best friend ship, or she is just playing with me. I know she plays mind game with me sometimes, With her, she always get guys even girls falling for her, with out her doing anything. She even knows that, But her love life, well she got hurt a lot, and one thing with her is that u need to give her space, but none of her ex couldn't do it, and they were very jealous, and always cling to her,, and they all hated me because she was very close to me and still is, and she didn't care that her ex didn't ike her hanging out with me, I have never had ny problems with her ex's,, I 've always respected them just for her. So i need help from you guys with a advice, of what should i do, I love her so much, I do everything for her, she even tells me how she could never see her life with out me being in it. we had a huge fights only once and didn't talk for weeks, but both of us couldn't stay away, Her only problem is that she can't commit to a relationship, So here's the question, how do i make her fall in love with me, she already loves me, her parents loves me, all her friends ( that we dnt have common with) loves me as well, i am just waiting on her. She tells me one thing how she just loves me as her best friend, but her action shows completely different thing. I mean wouldn't u be happy if ur best friend met someone and started to date them, and wouldn't u want to get along with them, and consider them as a friend, she told me she will be nice to who ever i date, but she will never be friends with them. but every time i get close to date anyone, she ends up hating them so much, tat she even forbids me to say my dates or the girl i like names in front of her. And also, I know everything of her as she knows about me. I am the only one in her life aside from her mom, knows her so well that i even shock her sometimes, its mostly because we have spent so much time together everyday. I want to make her happy, and feel like a queen, and i am waiting for her to come and tell me what does she really want from me, because with everything of how she acts, i am so confused. I have tried asking her straight up, it doesn't really work she is really good at changing the subject or denying everything, so all our friend told me to play the game with her and make her chase you and run to u, But i really don't know how do i play this game with her, she is my best friend.


Dear COnfuse 6 years ago

I must tell you, that I have the chcance to watch the situation, that was similar to yours. My friend has a strong relationship with a boy but, she claimed that she didn''t love him and he was only a very good friend. One day he told her about his feelings and said, that he was in love with her. Unfortunately, she rejected his love, then. She was talking about him with me. I knew she loved him, but she didn't want to admit it. I also knew he can do everything for her. Finally, I enable my friend to realise how she loved this guy. Now, they are happy together. They even live in the same flat:) and they can't imagine life without each other.


Love You 6 years ago

Great hub

5/5


guest123 5 years ago

are you havin a laugh u saddo?


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Karen Wodke 5 years ago from Midwest

Excellent article with very good advice. If I weren't already married, I would be tempted to try these techniques. Maybe I will try them anyway, just for fun. Of course, my husband might just give me that "you're crazy" look followed by an eye roll. I love eye rolling, don't you?

I had to vote this article up. I think every single point was valid, brilliant and enlightening. Of course, they could lead to having a restraining order put on you, but small price to pay, I say!


Billiard  5 years ago

cant believe i was considering these tips until i saw get a tattoo T.T


Owenjackson 5 years ago

I tried it and it payed off now I have fond a girl I will love forever


Michele 5 years ago

This was way too funny.


kadambini kumari 5 years ago

bakwas!!! no one can do perform all the tricks so easily because some peoples are so much introvert so they never say everthing about them to u clearly........ :-(

NOT SUCH NICE TIP ...AND NO THANKS

THESE ALL ARE RUBBISH


Jessa Alfajardo 5 years ago

Thanks for all the advices.I'll try that.


i need to stop going online so much 5 years ago

I don't see what's so funny about this.

you're SUPPOSED To be helping people find their true love not have them go to jail or arrested! This article sucks. toatlly.


kkk 5 years ago

I don't think so it will work..


gunindra 5 years ago

itz useles.. I dint get my love.. Itz alredy 3 months i hv been chasng hr bt c refuses 2 accpt me..


Terri 5 years ago

I have been married for 33yrs, and he just seems uninterested now I have done everything , bought sexy stuff done stuff he likes to do, lost weight, and one minute he seems like he can't get enough, of me calling me from work,being really nice, and then it is like the light went off the next minute, he doesn't talk much he isn't playful or joking, I am getting tired of the game either he loves me or not, I don't think you can make someone love you, if they don't, I am crazy about him and don't want anyone else, and I tell him I love him all the time, but I can't keep this going, if anyone has any comment I am up for anything, write me at cata@blomand.net


kelly kadie 5 years ago

i'll try but he's thai B.F. but he likes me and i thing he loves me, too.

it's hard to try on him but i'll


jena 5 years ago

i had tried all these things. but nothing worked...he says that he love me as a gooood frnd not like love..i love him so much please tel me what should i do????


so vanna  5 years ago

like to find girl friend in Asia also USA


aaron stone 5 years ago

i might try and see wat happends .i saw her and fell in love with her but she dosent know.i will try ur methods and lets see the results.......


vonybon 5 years ago

Ok I will try it and hopefully your it works


harley 5 years ago

thanks ill use it plus love number 7


so what 5 years ago

unfortunately it is not to way to fall her in love

this only will make her to think about u cant live without her. and in the end she will love another boy that she thinks she cant reach him. im living this f.ckin thing nowadays and it is just the way to make urself f.cked. cry everynight and she may also cry but it is not about u. sorry guys i don't like it too. but in our time it is this. if u love someone madly just try to be cool and don't let her know ur love. be slient when u cry


allex spoon lewis 5 years ago

i love justin,bygan and his brother


soso 5 years ago

if the god want

i will try

but i am very shy from him and i am never talk to him

what i must doing

soso from iraq


soso 5 years ago

hi

i love some one and he loved me to >i don't know what i must do?pleas tell me how making love with him

soso from iraq(his name (t))


michaela 5 years ago

this is absolute bull sh*t


shosho 5 years ago

never mind its so bad


anonymous 5 years ago

but i have told the person i love him but he says that he only likes me as a frnd

wat do i do


Bala 5 years ago

The quicker you move by following this advise, the quicker you're going to break up. I'm not saying the advice ain't good but it's not best to be followed exactly one after another or to move things fast. In my opinion, I think it'll be very awkward for the partner when he or she will come to think that you're very,very,very,very clingy and stuff. Always being together making things aren't 'fun' or 'enjoyable' anymore. Stretch up and let loose sometimes. That's my point, follow the advice(under own risk) but take it slow and steady. :)


gururaja 5 years ago

this doesn't show LOVE .. don't mind the explanation went from loving a person to wanting a person.. the TRUTH is WE CANT MAKE SOME ONE LOVE US... and love spells are kinda cheating.. its bad.. LOVE n MANIPULATION is not a COMBINATION.. plz ppl never do that.. Love is like a divident(LOVE) divided by divider(LOVE) and the remainder is also LOVE..


sveta 5 years ago

I tried all this tricks BEFORE bumping into this article and - amazing - joke or not .. it is really working. the most important is to create an illusion of passionate lover that is always around and heavy love and affection that no one else can give, and mixed with some sincerity, it works like a jet engine on a plane during a flight. Good luck, especially when you go to his parent and tell them who you are and parents tell you something about your love that you would not even expect to hear. that's the hard one. other points are easy. besides parents will always tell you the truth, they are older and they always care about their kiddies interests so they will keep all cards open. that will make your love mad for sometime but keep on saying it is because you are serious with him, you visited his parents. IT IS NOT A JOKE, it is something that still works for me. till today, November 4th, 2011. and the last - the more active and demanding you will be - the better he will treat you. Some people go and live for results but some only for bla bla.


jackie4r 5 years ago

man it worked with molly.h


DEE 5 years ago

" Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... "


ali 5 years ago

i have to admit it this thread advices are pathetic , men if u use these advices be ready to be kicked hard in the ass don't believe what women say believe me as i am your brother . go to pick up sites and get your self the real secrects to get womens


prachi 5 years ago

I will try this on my lover


mike f 5 years ago

What a poad of ************ you can not make any one love you if you don't love yourself first,then give out love and it will come back to you 100% that is the law of attraction.


sharon 4 years ago

only an idiot would not realise this was a joke tho some of the the comments were hilarious still laughing :-):-)


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voodoospell 4 years ago from 1958 South 950 East Provo

Fantastic hub. I am glad to read.


Angel 4 years ago

LOL Are these people serious?!?!?!! I read a lot of the comments and a lot of people commented saying "Thanks for all the great tips. I'll give it a try", "I'll try it on my bf thanks". Like really people? Do all that to your lover if you want to break up with them but don't want to say the words. And if that's the case then dude, man up and stop letting your vagina show. And dudetts, stop being like a 14 year old girl and just tell him its over. That's all I have to say about that other then it made me laugh hard reading it lol!


Himanshu 4 years ago

Better follow ur own instinct instead of believing in these crappy hilarious stuffs bout Love.. :)


Cristiano rönalðò 4 years ago

I'll try this to my g.f its worthy.......


levin 4 years ago

i am in deep love wth a grl in fb i love her, v both are strangers i love her but in fb she accepts only her friends she wont accpt ny strangers i love her deeply plz hlp plz....................


Jess 4 years ago

Ummm. This is called stalking, smothering and chasing one away. I'm a woman and if some dude did all that right up front it would scare the shit out of me. That's honest. Men do not like that. They like a chase. Not a stalker. Not good advise by any means. lol. Sorry but I'm stating the truth.


joshua 4 years ago

this is some great advise isn't it laydies and gentlemen i could use this mor often if u know what i mean


sana 4 years ago

it isn't funny and it's not good either and if u search the sane thing on wikipedia then you can get muchhh better information.. i also had a crush on someone but now he is in a relationship with someone else. and i am not able to forget him. anyways,friends are better then bf and gf. and thanks for giving such a freaking information...:\


Ivah 4 years ago

Dats pretty cul!!! Im gona try ths wen i come acros a serious en committed guy.searchg 4 one


Jewel 4 years ago

Is this really how you do that cuz I want to make a move on my crush now!!!!!!


Amina 4 years ago

I don't think that this is ever gonna work. Don't try this, its exausting and useless


paige 4 years ago

none of that worked as i am still after a boy and i know

he likes me but he just won't ask me out. he keeps going with other girls and he knows it will make me jealous!

this statement is from??????????????


rmayra 4 years ago

do u actually think it'll work


Brajesh 4 years ago

Bt i don't think thay these ideas follows upon me ...yar give some easy methods so that it could be easily solved....


I love him 4 years ago

I have been in a relationship with a guy just when he came home on holidays so he came over to my house with his parents that he wanted to me marry me so i agreed but after couple of weeks he went back,we spoke almost everyday but all of a suddent he stopped calling me and now we have been chatting again and he said he dint know why he stopped calling me o thinking about me....He thinks what happened is not normall and maybe some1 is behind everything......I still love him and i want him back...Please help me out


Jade 4 years ago

i hope i find someone if not i will have to be single for all my life


Victoria 4 years ago

Wow, this is some pretty bad advice. Forget all that, just show a little skin, and cook a few good meals.


christy 4 years ago

i like a Spanish boy my age and he likes me because he stares at me all the time and yesterday he was trying to make me jealous,playing with my friends in recess i know because i was there. should i make him jealous with his best friend who stares at me,Felipe or should i let him make me jealous?


Haseo 4 years ago

Man this Tips Are Great ! This is what I wanted to Read !!

Be Needy .. Right ! Hope this works out wish me Luck !!


shweta 4 years ago

i love prajawal very much,an extreme one but y he hates me ? i just want to tell i can do any thing for u .I know i m n 8 class student but then also


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Blueumbrella 4 years ago

This was awesome, especially the Voodoo part must be worth a try! :)


juliet 4 years ago

I'm so happy that I found this great man, Dr sabon. I had some bad things going on and my man left me and I was working, but I had a reading and Dr sabon told me to quit the job and that there is some unexpected shady dealing's there.. I'm glad I listened to him, because later a few weeks everyone at my job got into some legal mess and I am not part of it since I quit my job. I got a Come To Me Spell and 2 weeks later my man returned and we've been talking and got back together 2 weeks after that..." if you have any problem you can contact him via this email drsabonspelltemple@gmail.com. juliet


ashkar 3 years ago

i wanna try this


Anita 3 years ago

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sama. 3 years ago

i love someone from my family he is bigger than me from 1 or 2 years and he was making me feel that he loves me his father and sister loves me alot but right now he never say hii when he meet me i don't know what i did or what i am going to do i love him more and he was but know i don't think sooo please tell me what can ido to make him loves me ??


jessica 3 years ago

Dear Master spencer

I just want to take a few moments to personally thank you for helping me bring back my husband to me and his family. About eight months ago, I discovered that my husband of 11 years was having an affair with my next door neighbor and so called friend of five years.

When I found out about this affair, I approached him and he did confessed that he and She was having an affair and that he loved her and wanted to end our marriage and be with her.I was so devastated that I had to be hospitalized for a nervous breakdown. When I got better, I decided to go online and look for someone very good to help me. for a surprised! I was ripped off by many so called Psychics and Voodoo workers who all they did was to take my money with no results.Then one day, I saw your coment and was impressed by what you said ,but I was more impressed with the news reporter who was impressed by you and the fact he pointed out how many of your rivals were so jealous of you and spreading lies about you.

You just responded by simply saying, poof is in the tasting. That was when I made up my mind to contact you and I am so glad I did. After 21 days my husband had a big nasty fight with that woman and he called me from jail to get him out.

He told me that he was sorry and to please take him back. After having a few days of seriously talking we are now a happy family. I thank God for you each day for you and my family.

I want you to put this letter on your website, because I am shocked at the lies these other so called Psychics are doing to other people.

I want who ever reads this letter on your website to know that I do not work for you, you have not paid me and I am a very real person.iam swearing to God that all I have written to you is the honest truth!

That news man was right, you are very good and I can see why so many conning people hate you and hid behind phony names and websites.

Just like you said on your coment, the proof is in the tasting! And I have tasted your work and you are the best! so please contact him via spencermiller522@gmail.com

Your client for life

Jessica


bob 3 years ago

its good


bruno 3 years ago

Hi My name is Bruno Rico' just want to share my experience with the world on how i got my love back and saved my marriage... I was married for 7years with 2kids and we lived happily until things started getting ugly and we had fights and arguments almost every time... it got worse at a point that she filed for divorce... I tried my best to make her change her mind & stay with me cause i loved her with all my heart and didn't want to loose her but everything just didn't work out... she moved out of the house and still went ahead to file for divorce... I pleaded and tried everything but still nothing worked. The breakthrough came when someone introduced me to this wonderful, great spell caster who eventually helped me out... I have never been a fan of things like this but just decided to try reluctantly cause I was desperate and left with no choice... He did special prayers and used roots and herbs... Within 7 days she called me and was sorry for all the emotional trauma she had cost me, moved back to the house and we continue to live happily, the kids are happy too and we are expecting our third child. I have introduced him to a lot of couples with problems across the world and they have had good news... Just thought I should share my experience cause I strongly believe someone out there need's it... You can email him via akhidenorlovespell@gmail.com Don't give up just yet, the different between 'Ordinary' & 'Extra-Ordinary' is the 'Extra' so make extra effort to save your marriage/relationship if it's truly worth it. you can also call (Dr Akhidenor) on +2348161850195.


shannon 3 years ago

I have tried many love spells and had no success. I was online and came across Dr obodo (templeofanswer@hotmail.co.uk). I was having an issue with my partner we have both been separated for 4 months. I thought I would try one more time. I did it and everything changed, he came back to me and ask me to forgive him. Now we are married and planning to have children soon.Thank you so much for all your help!shannon, London.


Ramona burrowes 3 years ago

My name is Ramona burrowes from USA My boyfriend and I were happy as far as I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When his cousin died in a tragic car accident he went back to Philippine for a week to be with his family. I could not go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. He did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let him be. The next thing that I know, he reconnected with an old friend from high school that he had a crush on years ago and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until a month after he came back from Philippine.He proceeded to see both her and I until I caught him testing her one night. I confronted him and he told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about a month of not speaking to him I became sad. I wanted him to tell me that he wanted to be with me and not her. I contacted Dr.okoko for a love spell and he totally helped me! he was able to get him to miss me to where he wanted to get back together again. He had a lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in general. He values our relationship so much more now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of Dr. okoko contact him through okokospellcaster@gmail.com


ROSE 2 years ago

BE CAREFUL HERE NOBODY CAN HELP YOU HERE OR EVEN SUGGEST HOW YOU CAN GET YOUR EX OR LOVE BACK,ANY TESTIMONIES OF MOST SPELL CASTER HERE MUST BE IGNORE.BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE SCAM I MEAN REAL SCAM WHICH I WAS A VICTIM AND I GOT RIPPED OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO GET MY WIFE ROSE AFTER SHE LEFT ME FOR OVER 2YEARS WITH MY 7YEARS OLD SON JERRY,I HAVE APPLIED TO 7 DIFFERENT SPELL CASTER HERE AND ALL TO NO AVAIL THEY ALL ASK FOR SAME THING SEND YOUR NAME YOUR EX NAME ADDRESS AND PICTURE PHONE NUMBER ETC WHICH I DID OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND MOST OF THEM WERE FROM SOUTH AFRICA UNTIL I SAW THIS Email Online ABOUT DR KAKA SPELL IN NIGERIA AND I DECIDED TO GAVE HIM A CALL.HE ASK ME FOUR THINGS MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND £500 AND SAID MY EX WILL COME BACK IN 24HOURS SO I HAVE TO END THE CALL AS I HAVE PAID OVER $7000 ON SPELL CASTING AND COURIER AND NOTHING HAVE WORK FOR ME AFTER 3 DAYS I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE LOST SO FAR BECAUSE OF ROSE SO I SAID LET ME GIVE HIM A TRY SO I CALLED HIM AGAIN AND SEND MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND THE £340 BECAUSE I SWEAR IT WAS MY LAST TRY SO I WAS WAITING AS HE TOLD ME TO WAIT TILL NEXT DAY AND I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE ROSE AND WANT HER BACK AT 9PM THAT DAY I SAW ROSE ONLINE ON FACE BOOK AND SHE SAID HI AT FIRST I WAS SHOCK BECAUSE SHE NEVER TALK WITH ME FOR THE PAST A YEAR AND 9 MONTH NOW I DID NOT REPLY AGAIN SHE SAID ARE YOU THERE? I QUICKLY REPLY YES AND SHE SAID CAN WE SEE TOMORROW I SAID YES AND SHE WENT OFFLINE I WAS CONFUSED I TRY TO CHAT WITH HER AGAIN BUT SHE WAS NO MORE ONLINE I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT AS I WAS WONDERING WHAT SHE IS GOING TO SAY, BY 7.AM THE NEXT MORNING SHE GAVE ME A MISS CALL I DECIDED NOT TO CALL BACK AS I WAS STILL ON SHOCK AGAIN SHE CALL AND I PICK SHE SAID CAN WE SEE AFTER WORK TODAY I SAID YES SO SHE END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY I GOT OFF WORK SHE CALL ME AND WE MEET AND NOW WE ARE BACK AGAIN I CALL DR KAKA THE NEXT DAY THANKING HIM FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE IN FACT I STILL CALL HIM AND THANK HIM AS MY LIFE WAS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT ROSE PLEASE BE CAREFUL HERE I HAVE BEEN SCAM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IF YOU WANT A LOVE SPELL THE CALL DR KAKA NOW +2347061208098 OR EMAIL HIM (KAKARAKASPELL@YAHOO.COM) Sincerely,.

{kakarakaspell@yahoo.com}

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