Profitable Writing When Drunk

How to Write and What to Write About After One Too Many

This is an articles who have drunken too mush an wants to be ernie a passing income or sideways ernie.

The first step is lots of alcohols being drunk in the house. Next is to find a puter an turn up its powers, not have the alcohol in one hand or on the puter because the puter can elecute your fingers if you droop the bottle!

Screw up your face and thinks about somefishing to say to the hubbers. The good ones is to think of the ex-grill or boy fiend an write about all them bad habits they have. Like peeking them nose.

Write comments on every others hubbers and put a link on their pages about ur ex. This is a good friends to make. Be shore to have the articulate pages SEO optimus prime.

Wash all the hubbers saying how drunk writer can spell beast and see how goggles advertises on the pagers.

This hub is purely meant to be some silly fun!

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HattieMattieMae 5 years ago from Limburg, Netherlands

Hmm...yes very funny!

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The Write Way 5 years ago from Ireland Author

Phew. Thanks Hattie, I'm glad you liked it.

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Leptirela 5 years ago from I don't know half the time

hahahahaha!!! :)))

I know this :))

Great hub thanks for sharing

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The Write Way 5 years ago from Ireland Author

Hey Leptirela, thanks for reading glad you like it. Electronic devices should have breathalyzers before we can use them! :)

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Denise Handlon 5 years ago from North Carolina

LOL Very clever!

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