How Did You Know I Was A Kung Fu Master (limerick)

At Kung Fu I trained to be monk

To heighten my skill never shrunk

Soon foes would revile

Meer scent of my guile

As practiced style of the skunk


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Skunk! Mere scent is vile . . . I would say so! LOL


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Okay, I admit it... I had to Google a word... lol! I thought it was his feet that were stinky... this, this does not stunk :D


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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Poetry

*Everybody love kung fu fighting...* I just couldn't pass that opportunity up! LOL! I loved this. Voted it up!


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Phew....o my. That would do it....Thanks for my morning chuckle...Angls are on the way ps


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Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

Good job, Martin. I briefly took Tae Know Do as a child, lots of funk was in the building. Voted up.


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Oh, I could only imagine this fighters secret weapon. Lol.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Oh, my. And with his legs spread wide open, no less! Peeewww!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL...you'll always be safe with that scent.


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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

I always admire your different styles of writing! Thanks for sharing!


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

That will drop them in their tracks !


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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

Advanced kung fu!


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

You are so funny. The picture tells it all...


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Discretion is the better part of valor, Martin, so I won't dare ask how you accomplished that task. Promise!


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Hilarious!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

This can happen. Good work.

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