How Ugly Was She (limerick)

The waitress who waited on guys

So ugly description defies

When goodbye they bid

On tips which they did

George Washington hid his blue eyes

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Another great one Martin.

Hope GW got his eyes sorted.

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

LOL! You are a hoot!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Ain't no doubt about it...that's ugly!!!!!!!

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Now that's ugly! So well done again my friend.

Voted up and awesome.

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MarleneB 3 years ago from Northern California, USA

Too bad George Washington had to see that.

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

That was pretty clever. Jamie

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carolinemd21 3 years ago from Close to Heaven

LOL Very cleverly written!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

You know, Martin, not everyone can be pretty,

Maybe she's kind to her dog and her kitty.

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Another good one!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Good one!

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...glad I found you again...had issues with life, HP, computer...All contacts were lost in cyberspace..and just when I was about to give up, I found a list of all my contacts that I had copied by I am on a mission to touch base with everyone can...Cool limerick...I missed your Wit !

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Clever indeed.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Poor George!!

Great Limerick!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Since she got tips, sounds like her looks were a moot point, eh?

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