HubPages Hub Article #69: Celebrating An Easy Blog Position!

Hub # 69 My Favorite Easy Blog Position!

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Trust Me, My 69th Hub Article Will Only Seem Kinky The First Time You Read It.

In celebrating my 69th HubPages Hub Blog Article I thought it would be a good time for us to penetrate the world of double entendre. Are you a fan of an easy blog? What is your favorite business position? Have you been a naughty girl? Then you better go to my room.

Ever wonder why the In N'Out Burger is so popular in California? Yeah that's right, it's because they serve big, hot, wet, juicy burgers. Not to be outdone, my lady really knows how to marinate her loins. I eat some of the juiciest loins in the midwest, I'm a pretty lucky guy. Occasionally we'll make a second course completely out of her sweet, giant, melons.

This entire post reminds me of the first time I played pool with a beautiful lady. When I grabbed her rack and asked her to hold my balls, I knew that pool would be an easy game to play. I already had a great stick! It was the longest in the place! Anyway, she did finally get on top of me before we exited that port. Even the losers get lucky sometimes.

I'm also reminded of my first business position. Talk about an oral contract! I thought I knew what they meant when they said, "We mean business!". Now whose got the bigger bottomline? Of the 69 positions that professionals can take, I prefer any where I come out on top! Don't ever let anyone give you the business, give it to them instead, give it to them good.

Like Lionel Ritchie says, "Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it. Everybody wants me to be, what they want me to be.
I'm not happy when I try to fake it! No! That's why I'm easy. I'm easy, like Sunday morning. I want to be high, so high. I want to be free to know the things I do are right. I want to be free, so free!"

I hope you all have a free and easy life, from my bottomless heart.

The Commodores are coming every Sunday morning...

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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

Thank you for your hub. I am confused. These we are all busy writing are they also regarded as Blog or are you blogs somewhere else?


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

hey Hello Hello, you are right to be confused, it depends who you ask. For die-hards here on HubPages we write "hubs". Hubs, by many of the people I have communicated with here are more refined than "blogs". But if I tell someone I write online, they usually don't know what hubs are, and some don't know what blogs are either, so therein lies the "articles" reference.

I aspire to open my own blog site but still haven't got there quite yet! Thanks for asking though! I know the title of this one is sort of a turd, I should edit it.


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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

Thank you, Ben, for putting on the straight and narrow. Computer world is so confusing.

I have got another problem and wonder if you would be so kind help me again. My hubs have 'too many tags' on it and being threatened to be flagged. Now these hubs have a wide variety of information on it and naturally Yield.. puts a lot of tags on it. Now if I take them off I'll loose out on tags and if I don't I get flagged. Also previously I took some off and Yield.. left them there to be added. Its silly that I get penalized for too many tags when they are in my hub. Heve you got a miracle answere?


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Delaney Boling 6 years ago

This was awesome! What a way to celebrate the magical 69th hub! Now I'm going to go take a shower...


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Mike Lickteig 6 years ago from Lawrence KS USA

Ben--

Usually I can think of something to say about a hub I've read, but you caught me this time---I'm speechless.

It was very funny, and someday I might return with a clever comment to match the wit of this hub.

Mike


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Hello, Hello: The questions about your tags is one I had answered for me on the forums. You will want to go there and ask for more, but I can tell you, more is not always better! So don't sweat the amount, sweat the quality of the amount you choose, the most popular or most valuable! Also, ask more about it on the forums, people there are really helpful.

Delaney: Ha, had a good laugh too, quite a bit dirtier than my usual writing, or was it?

Mike: Thanks man. I've been feeling the itch of Northern cabin fever around here, can you tell?


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Petra Vlah 6 years ago from Los Angeles

Well Ben,

69 hubs in 3 months is called "productivity" so keep it up


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akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon

Love it - I tease my pals still in Southern California about the N'Out Burger - too hilarious! Love your sense of humor...great comment above and so appropriate to your hub!


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Tammy Lochmann 6 years ago

Ha ha..cute. Innuendos are so much fun. You are very witty. Enjoyed two thumbs up...err whatever. Congrats 69th hub!


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Petra! Thank you for noticing you are a sweet heart for the encouragement!


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cheaptrick 6 years ago from the bridge of sighs

Ben,Ben,Ben.Tsk,Tsk,Tsk!

You are a Naughty Boy!

May I use a few of your Entendre's,Puleese lol.

Your funny as hell Bro,Thanks!

Dean


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

akirchner:

been to the In N'Out burger once years ago! I envy your friends! Also, I think about the In N'Out burger everytime I watch the Big Lebowski!!!

Prost for your compliment lady friend!


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Tammy: Er whatever! Cute back at you punk rocker, check out Bad Religion yet? I know this hub is a little out there but I couldn't resist, at least there's no pics of hot Bollywood girls adorning the top right?


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Dean! Use 'em, wear them out! I aim to please, so you aim too please, haha! Thanks fer the kudos man.


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Green Lotus 6 years ago from Atlanta, GA

This was hysterical Ben! Congrats on your big 69! Today you're King of the corny innuendos. Oh, you do know that's what they call an Italian suppository.


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

You've stumped me GL, I will have to find out about this Italian suppository, but I'm a little afraid to know more! Yes, this was definitely a corny tribute, I was raised in the land of cheese after all. Hehehe.


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bat115 6 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

I went into this hub thinking it was about one of my fave bands Sham 69. boy, was I wrong.


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Sorry bat115, looks like you walked into Planet 69. Now I'm off to listen to Sham 69. I know this isn't exactly my usual writing style, but I was feeling randy the morning I wrote it and well, shucks. At least I didn't post a pic of a porn star on top of it all, hehe.


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H.C Porter 6 years ago from Lone Star State

Funny, Funny, Funny...Dont you dare think about pulling this one!


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Thanks H.C. you are a willow and I don't mean that in any secondary meaning way, or at least I can not think of any at the moment. Hehe.


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Niteriter 6 years ago from Canada

Ben, I can't find the words to tell you how ashamed and disappointed I am. The material in this Hub is so far below the standard expected in church bulletins that I may never read one again. And I may never show my face in public again knowing that I let you beat me to this material.

Good work! Glad to see you back in high spirits!


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tonymac04 6 years ago from South Africa

Very funny - loved it! In any position really!

Love and peace

Tony


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Niteriter, always good for a chuckle. Yes the blue-haired old ladies might be upset by this one, except for my favorite kind, the Betty White old ladies. They would get excited, and I'm sure you and I would agree that is why more old ladies should be like Betty White.


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Thanks Tony, I agree, any position, just lots of quality and quantitty, I mean quantity.


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blackmarx 6 years ago from Rice Lake, WI

Made me LMAO.

I enjoy your humor very much.


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

I appreciate the support, if you know what I mean! Thanks Blackmarx.


James 5 years ago

Lol , great quality witty Banter


hubbys 5 years ago

dont think the comment section is working


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Ben Zoltak 5 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

@ James, thanks! Lol is what I am aiming for!

@ hubbys, it's working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben

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