HubPages Hub Article #69: Celebrating An Easy Blog Position!
Hub # 69 My Favorite Easy Blog Position!
Trust Me, My 69th Hub Article Will Only Seem Kinky The First Time You Read It.
In celebrating my 69th HubPages Hub Blog Article I thought it would be a good time for us to penetrate the world of double entendre. Are you a fan of an easy blog? What is your favorite business position? Have you been a naughty girl? Then you better go to my room.
Ever wonder why the In N'Out Burger is so popular in California? Yeah that's right, it's because they serve big, hot, wet, juicy burgers. Not to be outdone, my lady really knows how to marinate her loins. I eat some of the juiciest loins in the midwest, I'm a pretty lucky guy. Occasionally we'll make a second course completely out of her sweet, giant, melons.
This entire post reminds me of the first time I played pool with a beautiful lady. When I grabbed her rack and asked her to hold my balls, I knew that pool would be an easy game to play. I already had a great stick! It was the longest in the place! Anyway, she did finally get on top of me before we exited that port. Even the losers get lucky sometimes.
I'm also reminded of my first business position. Talk about an oral contract! I thought I knew what they meant when they said, "We mean business!". Now whose got the bigger bottomline? Of the 69 positions that professionals can take, I prefer any where I come out on top! Don't ever let anyone give you the business, give it to them instead, give it to them good.
Like Lionel Ritchie says, "Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it. Everybody wants me to be, what they want me to be.
I'm not happy when I try to fake it! No! That's why I'm easy. I'm easy, like Sunday morning. I want to be high, so high. I want to be free to know the things I do are right. I want to be free, so free!"
I hope you all have a free and easy life, from my bottomless heart.
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