Humorous poetry, The runs.
The 'runs' ' ain't' no fun.
I'm so darn tired of this starving celiac disease
I really try to stick to my doctor's ordered diet
Some days diarrhea is bound to occur
Other days constipation
Is on tap for sure
Bloating surely ' ain't ' no fun
People talking behind your back
Saying, " Just wait and see in five months, a new born son. "
' Ain't true
Just like my itchy eyes
' Ain't from the flu
A gluten free diet ( no wheat, rye, or barley ) is what my sadistic Doc. said
Have you ever eaten gluten free bread?
What would Ruby give for a cheeseburger on a juicy Sara Lee bun?
I'm willing to pay the price
Cos i know i will have to make a run
But by golly, i think i'll give it a whirl
Runs ' ain't as bad
As craving a chocolate ice cream swirl.
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