I Am a Hobbit
What I Am
I have hair on my feet
that i never want to shave.
Is it so bad that on this point
I continue to misbehave?
I own a brightly colored hat
that's of varigated hue
and a bright crayola sweater
with an elfin hood on it too!
I like to eat most every day
and aim never to miss a meal.
If I could eat five times a day,
then I'd consider that a deal.
I live in a hole that's quite cozy
and it happens to be quite small
Never on counters do I have to jump
Like I would if it were for someone tall.
I have neighbors thinking me odd,
but I'm quite a friendly knave
It's only against their small minds
that I aim to misbehave.
I wear a pretty gorgeous ring
and me it so very much defines
Of course I'll never let you near it
this precious is solely just all mine!
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