I Am a Hobbit

What I Am

I have hair on my feet

that i never want to shave.

Is it so bad that on this point

I continue to misbehave?

I own a brightly colored hat

that's of varigated hue

and a bright crayola sweater

with an elfin hood on it too!

I like to eat most every day

and aim never to miss a meal.

If I could eat five times a day,

then I'd consider that a deal.

I live in a hole that's quite cozy

and it happens to be quite small

Never on counters do I have to jump

Like I would if it were for someone tall.

I have neighbors thinking me odd,

but I'm quite a friendly knave

It's only against their small minds

that I aim to misbehave.

I wear a pretty gorgeous ring

and me it so very much defines

Of course I'll never let you near it

this precious is solely just all mine!

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Comments 7 comments

Mizzblk 5 years ago

I never see that a lot hair feet before

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lilibees 5 years ago

I love hobbits lol Great hub!

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Elefanza 5 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain Author

All that hair was kind of crazy, Mizzblk.

Lilibees, I adore hobbits! They are quite the best.

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Wesman Todd Shaw 5 years ago from Kaufman, Texas


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Elefanza 5 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain Author

Already on thirds with that one!

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mmcalli0 4 years ago from Charlotte, NC

Awesome poem! I love hobbits!

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Elefanza 4 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain Author

Me too! I'm glad you liked it!

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