I Dreamt I Slept With Johnny Depp - A Very Funny Poem

    Johnny Depp
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Nice to meet you Mr. Depp

I first met Johnny Depp through the movie, " Edward Scissorhands " and instantly found myself ignited by his great talent. Soon after seeing this movie, I saw him again in the movie " Benny and Joon" which was shown on television. The movie " Chocolat" was next, followed by " Secret Window ", Pirates of the Caribbean " , "Don Juan De Marco" and one of my favorites, " What's Eating Gilbert Grape ".

More movies followed and I found myself falling in love with this multi-talented actor. But it was his television appearances and interviews, especially, The Actors Studio, that left me with such a huge respect for him on a personal level. His humility and wonderful sense of humor touched me so.

Thank you, Mr. Depp...for you are the inspiration and motivation for my poem which, by the way, has a copyright as of 9.10.2011.

Johnny Depp

Actor Johnny Depp
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Oh, Johnny


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I was 21

He fed me grapes and made me laugh

My heart said “He’s the one”


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I was 32

What makes this man exciting?

I haven’t got a clue


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I was 45

How is it I'm so lucky

He’s the sexiest man alive


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I am 53

I hear him snoring through the night

Its irritating me


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

Now I am 64

If he doesn’t stop that snoring

He’ll end up on the floor


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I am 77

Dear Johnny what has happened

To our little slice of heaven ?


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

Dear God, I’m 89

I lay here with my memories

That once were so divine


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Who?

Today I’m 99

I think he was a pirate

In another place and time


Thanks for all the memories

I 've loved you to the end

And now it's time to say to you

Farewell, my dream, my friend.


My favorite movie with Johnny Depp and Leonard Di Capprio

© 2011 Audrey Hunt

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Pamela99 5 years ago from United States

I think you poem is adorable and of course, Johnny Depp is certainly a hunk. Rated awesome and funny.


writer20 5 years ago

thank you for lots of laugh. I sure Johnny Depp would love to see this.


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Fennelseed 5 years ago from Australia

What a wonderful poem, what a delicious fantasy (coming from another avid JD fan). I love this connection through the years. Wow, but don't stop the dream. A great actor and a beautiful and funny poem (yes, I imagine he is human afterall and shoring can get very irritating no matter how deep the love!!!)

'What's eating Gilbert Grape'is an alltime classic, with the awesome combination of Depp and DiCaprio.

Great hub, my votes to you.


lavender3957 5 years ago

This is just awesome, I am a fan also and enjoy his movies.


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Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

Depp is quite an actor! I just read an article today that after Depp and Denzel Washington, John Wayne is America's favorite actor. Maybe tonight you could dream of The Duke!


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mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

Very whimsical poem Vocalcoach. Voted up. etc.


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Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

I love Jonhhy but I don't dream sleeping with him. LOL


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Pamela - So happy you liked my poem. This is one of those " Where is this coming from" creations. Thanks so much.

writer20 - It would be very funny if he somehow did see this. He would probably get a kick out of it. Thank you my friend.

Fennelseed - I think you're right. As long as I have a breath left in me, might as well continue my fantasy :)

And yes, "What's eating gilbert grape" with Depp and DiCapprio is indeed a classic. I must be sure to add this film to my collection. Love your comments. Many thanks!

lavender3957 - yeaaaah...another fan of Johnny Depp! You have great taste in men and actors. Thanks so much for stopping by. :)

truckstop sally - Love this information, 'cause I didn't know he was so well thought of. Now, as for the Duke...I could take your suggestion and put him on my fantasy list - he is certainly more in my range age! :):)

mckbirdbks - So glad this gave you a smile. Love it, when you come by to see me!

Vinaga - You are too funny. I had to giggle out loud after reading your comment. Thanks!


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Genna East 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

I truly think Depp would get a kick of this poem, Vocal. I love the rhyme and whimsy of it. :-)


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attemptedhumour 5 years ago from Australia

What a fun way to change Johnny from Depp to Decrepit. You deserve a VC for this effort VC. Well penned.


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Hyphenbird 5 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

That was funny. As we all age, the important things in life do too. You are so creative and I laughed at your great poem.


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breakfastpop 5 years ago

I laughed out loud and i can't tell you how could it felt. Up and funny!


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KathyH 5 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

What a creative hub! ;) I found myself laughing... I guess all I can say is aaaarrrrggggg! ;) Where'd I put my eye patch? ;)


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Green Lotus 5 years ago from Atlanta, GA

Very brave of you to write about a sexual fantasy!..although you softened the shock with the age increments. I hope I can remember Johnny's last name when I'm 64!


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VENZKHVAM 5 years ago from Milk way galaxy, trying to find a more adventurous place in another galaxy with my great followers

If he reads I am sure he is going to call you.

But thanks to johnny you could reach up to 99.

Nice and funny imagination which inspired you to write a poem on him.

vocal coach your words are very nice voted up and beautiful


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JT Walters 5 years ago from Florida

Hi VocalCoach,

I wish I had your dreams and I think Johnny is universally loved.

JT


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Mentalist acer 5 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

In Depth,

With Johnny Depp...

If your going to fantasize...fantasize greatly Vocalcoach!;)


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Genna East - Knowing the kind of man, Johnny is, I have to agree with you. I, too believe my little poem just may put a smile on his handsome face. Thank you for reading.


Poetic Fool 5 years ago

Very funny and entertaining read. It just goes to show that time waits for no man ... or woman.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

What a great dream you are having:)!


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thougtforce 5 years ago from Sweden

A wonderful poem! You manage to describe life, aging, love and Depp as well:))

Tina


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Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

Wonderfully funny Audrey, I loved it!

Fantastic!


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Lady_E 5 years ago from London, UK

Beautifully written and funny too.

Hmmmh.... Some dreams do come true. :)


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dallas93444 5 years ago from Bakersfield, CA

I have no similar thoughts, but I enjoyed your creativity! Flag up!


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Green Lotus - Hahahaha! Your last line brought me the biggest laugh. Sooooooooo funny. And no kidding, coming up with this poem did endeed take courage. I've been thinking of this title for almost a year and trying to figure out how I could go about it. I was pretty sure the title would be a big draw - and also a bit of a schock coming from me. :)

So, its been on the "back burner", resting, until the right idea hit me. So, I doubt that you'll ever see me do this again and so glad you took time out to read it.

You're such a good friend. :)


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Kathy - You're a hoot! Love the arrrrrrrrrugggggg and the eyepatch. Now, I've just got to hop on over to your place and treat myself to one of your clever hubs. Thanks alot!

Breakfastpop ~ Wow, Just thrilled that you saw the humor in my poem and had a good laugh! That really made my day! Muchas Gracias, dear friend.

realhousewife - This dream was a bit of work :) But I wouldn't mind having more like this...even at my age :)

Thanks, sweet one.


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Coach!

I like him too, but if it's all the same to you, I would not want to sleep with him. I'll leave that to you.

Great Hub!


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

You tickled my funnybone with this one, Audrey. Now I'm waiting for Johnny's response:

'I had breakfast later with eggs that were poached,

After my delicious night with Vocalcoach."


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kimh039 5 years ago

Not a Johnny Depp fan, but i loved the poem and the smile that came with it! Thanks vocalcoach:)


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Cloverleaf 5 years ago from Calgary, AB, Canada

Hurray number 9!!

Audrey, you never fail to make me laugh, and this time is no exception! Johnny is very yummy, I'm thinking maybe you are attracted to the accent, as well, of course to the mysterious dark pirate character. He was indeed great in Edward Scissorhands, too. Great poem!!!

Cloverleaf


SusieQ42 5 years ago

How could you have dreamt you slept with Johnny Depp when I dreamt that I slept with him??? We can't both sleep with him at the same time. Anyhow, Nicolas Cage is my boyfriend right now. Or was that my sweet, beautiful George Clooney? Oh well, they are all my boyfriends, so I'll share Johnny Depp with you. (:


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sonia05 5 years ago from india

Wow! this is such a sweet and hilarious poem! I loved it! Wish I could read what Johnny Depp has to say to this wonderful poem!!

thanks for sharing and voted up!


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Storytellersrus 5 years ago from Stepping past clutter

Of what was do divine... type-o?

I love the poem and I love the concept and well, I laughed at its sweetness!

My youngest daughter is in love with Leonardo diCaprio and so last summer we watched Gilbert Grape. It was so touching and brilliant, I could see it over and over again. I love the first interview video you provided above, btw. I am listening to it now...

I know this hub is not about your son, but I have to give you my sincere condolences. Your bio touched me deeply.

Hugs to your shiatsu!


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Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

Hilarious poem. Loved it. Well done. So, so funny.


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

sonia05 - Thanks so much for your comments. And who knows? Maybe one day Johnny will come across this poem and see what his response is. That would be awesome!


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

storytellersus - So very grateful for your critic on this. I changed the line in question. Does it work better now? And I'm thinking of either changing or deleting the 2nd video. Maybe a short clip from Gilbert Grape instead. Yes, the more I think about it, the more I like that idea. Plus, its one of my favorite videos.

You daughter has great taste in actors. DiCapprio is very talented (and cute).

Thank you for your kind and welcomed condolences. Some days are good - others are incredibly hard.

I am blessed to have found you here on hub pages.

Gilbert Grape


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CMCastro 5 years ago from Baltimore,MD USA

I think this was a very clever poem, and I enjoyed it very much. Will Johnny Depp still be around at 99? I am sure we all hope so.


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b. Malin 5 years ago

This was such a Great, Fun, lots of Laughs, Poem Vocalcoach. I don't know what you could do now to TOP this one. I just LOVE it! Voted it UP!


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always exploring 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

Move over, i wanna dream too. Johnny Depp, Woo Hoo. Too cute and i loved it.....Smiles


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

attemptedhumour - Just want to thank you for dropping by and reading my poem. I am such a fan of yours - so seeing you here is quite special!

hyphenbird - Love your new photo! You gave me a glorious giggle when you said " As we all age, the important things in life do too. " So funny and so true.Thanks and blessings to you.

Venzkhvam - Thank you for voting this up and beautiful. You areso kind and an asset to us here on hubpages. Keep writing those good hubs and again, welcom to hubpages. !

JT Walters - I certainly appreciate all the support you give to me as I type my way to the 30 day hub challenge.

And I will glady share my Johnny Depp dream with you :)


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Mentalist acer - I just love " In depth....with Johnny Depp ". That would be a great title for a hub. And I aim to follow the Mentalist advice to "fantasize greatly"

Thank you, friend.

poetic fool - well I wish time would wait for me! It's just rushing by a little too fast these days. Thank you for finding my poem entertaining. Appreciate it!


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Dim - Hello. I'm so pleased that you found the humour in my little poem. I had fun writing it. Thank you!

always exploring - You can join me when I have this dream again - now wouldn't that be fun? :) Glad you like this. Thanks, Rubie!

CMCastro - Hal ha ha - Johnny will be around forever if I have anything to say about it.

b.malin - How could I have anything but a great day after reading your coments. Appreicate the votes. :)


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Thoughtforce - Thank you so much...stepped out of the box on this one. So pleased that you approve!

Movie Master - I love getting your comments. Means just everything to me!!! Thank you.

Lady E - You are so right. And most of the time, its up to us to make those dreams come true. Have a good one!


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AEvans 5 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

What a dream! I enjoyed the poem and I can see you are a Johnny Depp fan. lolo! Great choice. :)


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

Aw VC, this was so adorable. I truly loved it! Nice work!

Sharyn


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Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

Amazing and brilliant Audrey.

I love all your writing,it leaves me feeling so inspired.

Thank you so much for sharing your gift with us .

Take care

Eiddwen.


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epigramman 5 years ago

..no dreaming here for me just the wonderful reality of having a nice laugh at your creative writing skills - so charming so clever so witty - so you!!!!

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Denise Handlon 5 years ago from North Carolina

Delightful--and delicious, LOL!


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marcoujor 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

vocal,

Just had to pop in to say I remain proud of you for your amazing pace. I'm sorry to be so behind in reading and commenting due to my teaching schedule but my thoughts are with you...

now would you puleeze get outta my dreams with Johnny?! Voted UP & FAB, mar.


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

dallas93444 - I'm glad you found my poem creative. That' my goal. Thank you and have a great day!

Will - You are so funny. And I wouldn't want to share him with you anyhow :)


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craftdrawer 5 years ago

Adorable poem... very interesting...


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

drbj - well...there just isn't anyone out there as creative as you, and I try, but I pale in comparison. I'll just have to keep on reading your magnificent hubs and learn!

kimh039 - That's perfectly alright. Johnny isn't for everyone...but hey, that's ok...more for me ( in my dreams ) :)

cloverleaf - You spend hours at the computer just supporting everyone else. You are really something! And you are a cheerleader of 1 for all those taking the hub challenge, including yours truly. Would love to watch "Sissorhands" with you :) Thank you cloverleaf!


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

AEvans - I have always been a big fan of Johnny Depp. And Each time I see him on a talk show or being interviewed I am just so impressed with his humility and mystery. Thanks for your comments.

Sharyn - I'm so tickled that you liked my poem. I had fun writing it. Thanks so much!

eiddwen - You make me feel so good. Your comments always leave me feeling glad that I wrote which ever hub you are visiting. I just appreciate that so much. Thank you, my friend!


daniellehorgan 5 years ago

Thanks for the fan mail vocal coach! Love this poem, it's hilarious! If only he saw it!


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Rusticliving 4 years ago from California

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *Taking deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MOTHER!!!!!!


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

daniellehorgan ~ Wouldn't that be so cool? It just might give him a laugh or two. Great to see you here and am on my way to visit you now!

Rusticliving ~ I love that my poem gave you a nice laugh.

Makes me feel good. So glad you joined HP and think I'll go see what's new at your place. Thanks!


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Denise - Thank you sweet friend. Sure appreciate your support and comments.

Marcoujor - Hey...get your own dream honey! :-) Well, I guess it's okay. He's enough man for both of us to share.

craftdrawer - Thank you. I had fun writing this.

Rusticliving - I know, I know...but I just had to do it!


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FiguringItAllOut 4 years ago from Florida

This is great! haha I imagined a much different poem from the title :p but this made me laugh! I'd love if he somehow saw it!


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

FiguringItAllOut - Now wouldn't that be something? Wonder what his reaction would be. I think its hilarious and had so much fun writing it.'

I'm so glad you found this, read it and left me your comment. Thanks!


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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

So very clever. i love it. i like the intro too. it reminded me of a lot of great movies that i love.


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Hi Dana - Thank you for liking my poem about Johnny Depp. You appreciate my intro and it's so good of you to point that out to me.

I'm on my way to treating myself to one of your wonderful hubs!


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homesteadbound 4 years ago from Texas

I love it! I am a Johnny Depp fan as well. I have not seen all those movies, but I really like Benny and Joon!


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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

after talking to a great friend of mine today, i realized i have to share this with her on FB. she and i have been Johnny Fans from the very start! it is one of our many quirky bonds :)


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Haha! Johnny who? Loved this, really funny and clever too!


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

homesteadbound - ...well I had to find a way to release my pent up passion for this handsome and talented actor. Therefore, my muse, Johnny Depp for my poem. :-) Thanks Cindy!

Dana - That is so fun that you have someone to share our Johnny with. And now you and I are bound together as well. Say hello to your friend for me.

Hi Nell - I giggled through the entire process of writing this "tribute" to Johnny Depp. Wonder if he will ever know that he had such an admirer! Thanks Nell.


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MartieCoetser 4 years ago from South Africa

Oh my, what a cute, honest and true poem! I LOL for 'I slept with Johnny Who?' Hahahaha!

This is about how I feel about Harrison Ford.

Voted up and excellent!

Wow, and ain't he gorgeous in the video. Ouch!


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Martie my magnificent friend! I'm so glad you liked this poem. I had so much fun writing this. And I hope and pray I'll never be so old that I will shout out "Johnny Who?"


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rahul0324 4 years ago from Gurgaon, India

Hi Audrey... wonderful poem here for a truly multi-talented actor...


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poojasd7 4 years ago from India

LOL very nice poem! it sounded erotic but it is very simple and funny! :-) loved it...

I have been kissed by celebrities(of course male celebrities) in my dreams. ;)


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poojasd7 4 years ago from India

LOL the title of the poem sounded a bit 'censored word'y(starts with 'er'). but the poem turned out to be very simple and funny.

I had dreams about being kissed by celebrities before.

Loved this.

PS: my previous comment was unapproved due to the usage of that aforementioned word. :(

so posting it again with care.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Good one Audrey! Could we get some details? :)


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

rahulo324 - Hello and thank you for taking time to read my poem and leave me a comment. Johnny can play any role and I love his great talent!

poojasd7 - I honestly thought about changing the title, but then the title is what makes the whole experience so funny. Thank you so much for stopping by and commenting!

Sunshine625 - AAAArgggg! You may interpret that any way you want :-) Hugs.


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Audrey, I have to say that I have never dreamt of sleeping with Johnny Depp, ok whew, had to get that off my chest, :)

Great hub, funny, awesome, clever, and creative!

LOL @ Linda, you are a riot! :)


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

josh3418 - Hahahaha!!! Very funny. I needed that laugh today. And our Linda is truly a riot. I always look forward to her comments. Thanks for the great rating and for reading this Josh.


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

You are welcome! Anytime! :)


CHRISTINA 4 years ago

soooooooooo funny!!!liked it a lot!And of cource i adore Johnny.


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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

I loved this! In addition to your cleverly written poem I noticed that the few men hubbers commenting here don't want to sleep with Johnny ('nough said).

He is a great actor and this poem is a great tribute!

Voted up, funny, awesome and interesting!


KatrineDM 4 years ago

Oh wow! Well at the end of the day he is only human, just like our own men...Great imagery, and made me smile all the way, thanks!


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Christina - Very glad you enjoyed my poem about our Johnny. Come back soon. :)

tillsontitan - What great comments you posted here. I'm still giggling:)

Johnny seems to be able to play any part as an actor. I'm just crazy about him. Thank you for your vote up, funny, awesome and interesting.

KatrineDM - Thank you so much for visiting and taking time to leave your comments. Very supportive. Thanks again.


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

How did I miss this funny and wonderful poem.. I love it.. I am so glad Daisy shared it on facebook...

I do love Johnny Depp.. all his movies but at last he is only human.. lol.. but it is nice to dream.

blessings

Debbie


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

I can honestly say I've never had any thoughts of sleeping with Johnny Depp. Great Poem, but again, I've never had any thoughts of sleeping with Johnny Depp. I enjoyed the poem, but I've never had any thoughts of sleeping with Johnny Depp. Please don't ask me to ask my wife if she has. It's something I'd rather not know! lol Great Hub!


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Richard now come on... spoil sport.. lol

Debbie


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Drax 4 years ago from NYC....

this is such a totally brilliant poem... thanks


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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

Cannot help but love this poem, because I truly love Johnny Depp so this one truly was a winner for sure!! Have voted and shared all over :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

YUMMY!


Vincent Moore 4 years ago

Your funny Sunshine, I would say YUMMY to if I was bent that way. LOLL


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Now that was pure genius! Haha! laughing so hard I nearly fell of my chair! brilliant!


Vincent Moore 4 years ago

Oh and I loved the poem to, great rhyme and verse. Isn't it amazing how we see things differently as we age, but heck it's nice to dream of pleasant things, I still dream of Rachel Welch in her hay day, Yippy Kyee. Voted up and tweeted.


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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

That is so awesome and yummy. Why is he so hot??? :-)


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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I'd like to sleep with Johnny Depp

and not just in a dream

Please don't tell my husband

He would just scream

I loved your poem!


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CassyLu1981 4 years ago from Spring Lake, NC

Hahahaha, gotta love Johnny!!!! Voted up and shared :)


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Cathleena Beams 4 years ago from Lascassas, Tennessee

Too funny. Although I have loved his movies, I have never dreamed of sleeping with him. Great and very humorous poem. Loved it!


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fpherj48 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Vocal Coach...I'm so glad this is making a trip around HP again!! It's soooo cute. I love Johnny and I love this hub....but I'm jealous of course.

I'd settle for one dream about him! Honey...if someone could still dream about Johnny at 99, more power to her!!! Even Johnny WHO? is gorgeous! LOL.........UP+++


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Deborah - I've missed you! So nice to see you here and glad you found my poem funny. Will be over to visit soon. Thanks!

rcrumple - HAHAHAHA! You are too funny. We all appreciate you Richard. And your dear wife has no thoughts about any other man but her Richard.

Drax - I'm so glad you liked my poem and it's great to see you here. Take care.


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Hi Janine ~ Oh dear - do I have to share Johnny with you too? I'm already having trouble with Linda (sunshine625) in that department:) I suppose there's enough of him to go around. Appreciate the great votes and sharing!

Sunshine625 - Uh-oh. Got caught with my "Linda"comment to Janine :) Yummy does it!

Nell darling:) Now that's just what I like to hear. I'm delighted that you enjoyed my little poem!

Vincent - Oh yes...Rachel was something else in her day and still looks amazing. Thanks for the tweet and vote up and sweet dreams:)


Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Audrey.

I don't know what I was doing all those 15 months ago first published this wonderful humorous hub.

JD is one of the great multi-talented actors of our time, and I am privileged to have seen most of his work.

The times you slept with JD must have been a Shangri-La for you, at least until you where..........shall we say a lady of an acquired age and then he started snoring. But you hung on in there with him.

A wonderful hub and if it is allowed I'd love to share it with my friends in cyber-space.

Take care and have a great week.

LOL Ghaelach

PS: I'm afraid you've lost him again. He and his new love are turning into farmers. They have just bought a ranch


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Victoria Lynn - Johnny is the whole package. Every time I see him in a movie or interview I just feel so darn good inside. Thanks for sharing the same feelings with me. :)

Just Ask Susan - Ha ha ha! How clever your poem is. If you ever do dream about Johnny, better not tell hubby:)

Cassy Lu1981 - So glad you liked this Cassy. Thanks for the great votes!


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Dear Ghaelach - My friend. I will continue to dream of Johnny even though he may be dressed in overalls and farming with his love:)

Thank you for your comments which I very much enjoyed reading. Feel free to go ahead and share this poem with anyone you like. I am honored. My best to you.


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Cathleena Beams - Johnny continues to be one of my favorite actors. I'm so glad you took the time to read and comment on my hub. I'll be over to visit you real soon!

fpherj48 - Awe heck - I've decided to share Johnny with you:) And if you're lucky, the dream will be just as good as the real thing. How I love your comments and the laughter provided to me. And I plan to live at least to 99 just so I can dream about Johnny who? Hugs.


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky lady. Did I mention lucky? :)


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Tee- hee - That was the best dream I ever had:) I fall asleep every night just hoping for a RE-PEAT!


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mary615 3 years ago from Florida

I love Johnny Depp too. I'm old enough to be his Grandmother; wonder if he would like a Grandma. I'd make him cookies and play piano for him. I have followed his career like you have. It's time for him to have a new movie, don't you think?

This is great. I voted it UP, and will share.


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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

Aww-very cute Audrey!!


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Attikos 3 years ago from East Cackalacky

I understand he bathes only once a year or so and rarely brushes his teeth. Sleeping with him might be a ... uhm ... richer experience than you bargained for.


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Hi Mary - Love your comments. I'm still chuckling:) And yes, it's definitely time for another movie with Mr. Depp. Thanks for the generous votes Mary.

Hi Audrey - I'm glad to see you here. It's so nice of you to read this. Your own poetry is in a class that is unreachable for me. It is also so inspiring to me - I will continue to keep trying.

Merry Christmas my dear friend!

Attikos - Really? Oh no! Oh well, we all have our faults:)


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Debby Bruck 3 years ago

Dear Audrey - You drew me in from the word go and with each decade I wanted to know how the dream would play out. Dementia. Love and blessings, Debby


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Patty Inglish, MS 3 years ago from North America

This poem is grandly entertaining and I'm sharing it as well as marking it Up and Awesome. Depp's favorite role for me is the Mad Hatter, but I don't suppose waking up to that persona in bed is very comfortable - more like a daily hallucination? However, his Banabas Collins is fine anywhere, as is his Tonto. In future, he's to be in films about Paul Revere and Don Quixote and a nw Thin Man - so many interesting characters...


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Debbie - Thank you for living my dream with me as you read through each verse. Your interpretation hit home. I'm so glad you left your comment. Merry Christmas Debbie ~

Patty Inglish ~ Thank you for being here, finding my poem entertaining, sharing it and rating an up and awesome. This is a gift to me.

I must see "The Mad Hatter" and I'm still chuckling out loud.

Thanks for letting me know about these 3 new films coming up. I'm in heaven :)

Happy Holidays Patty !


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

Yes, I'm back once again. Come on, how could anyone stay away from this hub! :)


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Awwwe - My Linda. My face is lit up like a string of Christmas Tree lights! What is it about you that sends a warm, fuzzy feeling to all of us at HP?

Come back anytime - there's enough "Johnny"

for the both of us :)


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ahorseback 3 years ago

"Johnny Who "?, I missed this one somehow , this is cute , I pushed all your buttons ! Or Johnny did anyways , Oh hell I can dream too can't I ?......:-}


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

ahorseback - Hahahahahaha!!! Love it. Thanks you rascal you!


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

Enjoyed reading and loved your poem, voted way up.


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Very humorous piece.


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Theater girl 3 years ago from New Jersey

This is so funny! I laughed out loud and people around me stared...voted up and sharing! Love the tongue and cheek description of aging and how life changes our perceptions!


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Thanks Vellur for reading my Johnny Depp poem!


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

wayne barrett - How great to see you here! Thank you for finding the humor in my poem. Take care.


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

Theater girl - I can tell that you truly recognized the gist of aging in my poem. It's what gives the poem its meaning. Thanks so much!


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embarrett91 3 years ago

hahaha This is so great! I have always loved Johnny Depp too. I love how you took it from being a fan to being like his longtime wife, capturing the emotions a lot of us get when being with one person for a very long time. It's so funny!


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khmazz 3 years ago from South Florida

Great hub! I loved it from start to finish to the pictures!!! Awesome :)


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

embarrett91 - You've put a smile on my face with your winning comments. I love how you've interpreted exactly my intention. I had to laugh myself as I creative each line :) Thanks so much.


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

khmazz - Thank you for enjoying my poem about Johnny Depp. It was so much fun to write!


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SamboRambo 3 years ago from Salt Lake City, Utah

This brought me a mirthful chuckle.


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vocalcoach 2 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

SamboRambo - Just what I want to hear. Thanks.


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social thoughts 2 years ago from New Jersey

I love this! Adorable and funny!


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vocalcoach 2 years ago from Nashville Tn. Author

social thoughts - Thanks so much. So glad to see you here and to know you like my poem.

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    Audrey writes poetry to fulfill a need and release confined feelings. She won her first poetry contest at age 7. We all have a poem to write



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