I Love Sox

Why Are Sox Such A Problem ?

I can never have enough sox

Some people love different size sox

Some small and they fit so tight

Some longer that look so big

I have had both at different times of my life

It depends on my mood

Some days I start out small and before you know it fifteen minutes later

I didn't notice their not small any more

I think we all love soft and cuddly

Who would want starched sox

Harder than a rock and not flexible at all

I love to stretch my sox just a little bit

Not too much or they fall down and never get up again

Thats a problem

Then I get blisters and I hate it very much

Every time after that when I get my sox on it hurts when they rub

I love lotion before I get my sox on

My body feels so soft and smooth

My body gets pampered and teased

Make sure to rub the lotion in real good

People use all different kinds of lotion

I think it is so much fun to experiment

My wife is not a lotion person she doesn't like the feel of it

I do it for her so she can have the best experience

You have to find what works right for you

I never knew there was so many different kinds of sox in the world

All I can say is that you haven't lived until you have practiced and practiced getting you sox on

Then you know what you like and then you know what you can say

It's not for me

Whatever floats your boat have a blast

I heard there was a name brand Everlast

They are suppose to stand up to their name

I don't know if they make sox

They should

I would be the first to boast

I love Everlast sox the most

I can go and go and they never wear out

I can become the Everlast sox spokes person and travel the world

That's the life for me

I have had my trusty sox in the rain

Getting all wet is definitely a wonderful feeling

I hear sounds that I never heard before

Like a sqish.squish,squish

Other people say they hear dfferent sounds

I would love to know what they are ?

I world without sox is not a world I want to be in

I need sox

Lots and lots of sox

Some people have one special spot for sox

Then there are people who have sox everywhere

On the floor, on the couch

Upstairs downstairs even on the front porch

In the kichen,in the car there is not a place I haven't heard

Where people don't leave their sox

I use to leave my sox in my bedroom where I can could go there time after time

My special place

No t.v. so more room for sox

My wife likes to keep hers in the bathroom

So when she gets out of the shower

She gets her sox on right away

So she doesn't forget

I tell her you will never forget and if you do I will be the first to remind you

She says in the summer time she forgets and can all day without sox

She feels wild and free

She can go naked and her body feels the breeze

I say when I have sox I feel the same way

Maybe I am just a sox fanatic

So we compromise

Some days we go without sox

Very few if I have my way

Then I get to have my choice

I sometimes have many different sox in one day

I start out in the morning and by the afternoon I want different sox

Then later in the night again two or three times if I am extremely lucky

She said enough is enough

You can over due a good thing

I said o.k. you might be right but you never know unless you try

Well this hub is funny

The whole time when I was writing it all I could think about is sox

My wife is in bed and she didn't wear any sox

We both got our sox on earlier

I love slipping into bed and have my sox on

Later I get too hot and eveything comes off

I tell my wife I am burning up

She said I told you so

You do it ever time

If I was my wife I would be dreaming of sox in my head

Not my wife she is wondering what she is going to cook for super tomorrow

Other times she actually dreams of going grocery shopping

Well if people talked about sox I would be the first in line

Everyone wears lots of sox there but no one is ever happy

They want to get in and get out

Not me when I get my sox on I want to stay all day

It becomes a world of play

People would say then your sox get all dirty

I say dirty sox what is this world coming too

Dirty sox not my problem that is what we have water for

To make our sox vibrant and clean

Well I can go on forever

But like normal it is late and I can't get sox out of my mind

So I write and write some more

I think I am going to have to leave and get my sox on

Talk soon may your sox be the best ever and I hope you change your sox more and more and never get bored

For me I have my favorite sox and they are my cats meow

You haven't lived until you can explore the whole new world of sox you never knew before


Comments 27 comments

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b. Malin 4 years ago

You certainly "Socked it to Me" with this Hub "Dream On". An Hilarious Read about the joys of Sox...Of course having too much Sox can become a bit too much...NEVER, NEVER!


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

Man, I thought this hub was about the Red Sox or should I say, Red Sucks. You confused me by spelling "socks" which are foot wear, with the letters, sox. But don't change it. For some reason, it enhances your hub. And LMAO! You can't get sox out of your mind? I'm going to sleep laughing. THANKS!!!


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

b Malin It is incredible how many types of sox there are.Guys are boring and like only certain types of sox all the time.Where woman like all kinds.From the fancy to the chic.daisyflowrs Socks can be spelled either way.Did you get your sox on today?Did it make you happy or estatic?Pleasant dreams my friend.Thanx to you both and may your sox continue to thrill you at every moment.


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

If one is a Yankees fan, as I am, socks can only be spelled one way;) I am wearing plain, white socks. Oh, lookie-there. On the bottom, in pink (how girly), it reads, Hanes.


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

daisyflowrs Well I am a Boston Red Sox fan and I always say let the best team win.Your forgetting the The Chicago White Sox.They feel left out.Hanes are incredible sox and they are made so well.Really thick with extra cushion.Thanx so much for unraveling my sox.


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

(tears)...you are a Red Sucks fan? (trembling)...we had such a great connection...I feel lost...(sniff, sniff). Ha! Just kiddin'.


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

daisyflowrs Let the games begin.You think your team is better?You think you have what it takes to win this year?I think you like to boast how good the Yankees are but are you ready to hold your head down low when they get beat.Will you try to hide or just silently cry.Maybe you will keep asking yourself why? why? why?Did my Yankees stink.As you swollow your pride.Oh let me think.My Yankees are not as good as I thought.Maybe I was wrong and the Red Sox are really good and are champions who play till the bitter end.Don't forget to put the Sox on top.


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

It's interesting. I was just folding laundry and noticed many of my "sox" had holes in the heels. I wonder, is that the Yankees, digging in the dirt to kick as* AGAIN? Or, could it possibly be a picturesque metaphor for the lowly Red Sucks? Their team is full of holes. Droopy, saggy and used. Poor, poor "sox" had to be thrown in the trash. They aren't even good enough to be recycled for cleaning purposes.


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

daisyflowrs It was funny I was just washing my socks and they look like new.You could swear I bought them yesterday.If you remember in October 2004 the Boston Red Sox made the greatest comeback in sports history thus handing the New York Yankees the Biggest choke in sports history!!!


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

I looked for the file, October 2004, in my brain. The writing is very hard to read. I don't comprehend it. Shoeless Joe is in that file though. Hmmmm....He couldn't be bought, either could the Yankees. Oh, that's right. They have so many pennants, etc., they felt bad. The Big Bambino came to all of them in a dream, pleading to get the whole Babe Ruth "ghost" thing over with so he could go to heaven and have all the alcohol and girls he wanted.


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

daisyflowrs Well you will have to just watch and weep.In the past the Yankees were the team to beat.Now you might have to just pack things up and there will always be next year.They had a great run now it's the Red Sox's turn to win again and again.


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

Well, here's the problem. Heaven would not take the Babe and he doesn't want to go to hell...so...the curse may take away the Red Sucks turn (again). The curse will get worse because the Babe can't have alcohol or women when in flux. Sorry 'bout dat! Tadow!


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

daisyflowrs The Boston Red Sox World Series Champions has a nice ring to it.Can you hear it now.Have a great day.


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Dim Flaxenwick 4 years ago from Great Britain

I had no idea that sox?/socks? could be so interesting. (think it´s British socks U.S. sox or so hubby says) I´m not so sure I´d like wearing them soaking wet.squelch, squelch as you walk, but it was one heck of a poem. Loved it. Thank you.


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prasetio30 4 years ago from malang-indonesia

I had never know about sox. But your hub always excellent and I am glad to know this from you. Good job and rated up!

Blessing,


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

Dim Flaxenwick Now everyone wears the tennis sox.When I was younger only girls wore them and they called them ankle sox.Real men had to wear over the calf sox.When I was little I had crew cut sox.You have to buy good sox or after a few washes your toes come right through your sox.prasetio30 Sox can be spelled both ways socks or sox.So when I was little I had to wear those colored dress socks.Not no more.Actually only for weddings and special events.My feet can't breath.They are choking.I need air.Then at one time stipes were in.So you had to match up your socks.Now just all white are so much easier.If one wears out change it out with another.You can have socks that last longer than a plant,a camera and even a car.So for fun the next time I buy socks I will date them.Have a great night everyone.


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Dim Flaxenwick 4 years ago from Great Britain

Thank for your hilarious reply to my comment.


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

Dim Flaxenwick I am wearing such comfortable socks right now I am in sock heaven.As always thanx for reading.


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raciniwa 4 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

i was thinking the same before reading this, a team sox...yeah, you have a spectacular way of presenting your ideas about sox...


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

raciniwa What Sox are your favorite ?Do tell?Sox are never complete.They cover my feet.From ankle to toe.My feet are pampered so.


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

It's not fair! Men have it so easy when it comes to apparel. For example, socks. Women have to wear all types of socks. Dream On only wears white, comfies. I have so many holes in the toes of my pretty new colored socks to match my pants for work. It's an outrage! Eh, whatever.


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Joy56 4 years ago

i read it wrong, and thought it was going to be really crinchworthy...... Thank goodness for the o in the middle....... have a good day at work.....


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

daisyflowrs I see a whole new world where you have a soft spot in your heart for the Sox.That's sweet.Men do have it easy.I am sure the different colored sox look real nice.Joy56 So you are keeping your favorite socks a secret?I love kids socks they are so colorful with little characters on them.Have a beautful night.


daisyflowrs 4 years ago

I should go see a cardiologist about that soft spot in my heart.


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DREAM ON 4 years ago Author

daisyflowrs Yoga classes are cheaper and will open you up to the possibility??


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

Single moms with many missions don't have time for soft spots for a relationship with some guy that is just gonna be a guy.


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daisyflowrs 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

Sox! Who needs 'em! It's almost flip-flop season. This is like a whole other language! Sock it to 'em! I can't stop myself. OK, I'm done. One more...Men like sox more than women 'cuz men just grab a bag of socks. Women have to look through different styles, textures and thickness. Holes come too easy. OK, I'm done.

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