I am Bigfoot ............ ! poem

I had been living in the wilds for years
always on the edge of the woods
Running in all the usual places
and yet you don't have the goods

I've spent fifty years in the tree's hiding
hiding and wondering why
I hadn't been included in all the fun
and in a few years I'm gonna die

I have fished for salmon in the rivers one eye
always on the tree line
I've run all over the place
thinking okay fine

Someday someone's gonna catch me sooner or
later and then it's all over but the cryin
But until that day ........good luck
and I ain't lyin

I can run faster than you and I can hide like
you've never seen
I can walk so quietly behind you
just like in your dream

Problem is though I'm getting tired of this silly game
my feet are getting tired
My back hurts and I have hemorrhoids too
I'm feeling a little wired

It all comes down to this I am afraid
I'm gonna have to maybe slow down some
either I'm so much smarter
or you guys are really dumb




20 comments

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whonunuwho 2 years ago from United States

Nice tribute. I believe that many more folks have seen or had interactions with the B.F.s, as I have. Most don't want the attention. One day we will capture one or two because they are running out of space. whonu


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old albion 2 years ago from Lancashire. England.

Another fine hub with a smile. Thank goodness he is not riding the night trails with you in Montana with his troubles! LOL.

Graham.


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Ericdierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

A big old smile on my face for this wonderful morning, thank you


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

whonu, I don't know , been in the woods for decades and never seen anything strange ......... at least that wasn't man made lol.


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Graham , I was more worried about grizzlies ! LOL


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Eric , ! All the better my friend !


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always exploring 2 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..Hemorrhoids, what a hoot...


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WillStarr 2 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

I'm with Ruby Jean on this one! Hemorrhoids? That's hilarious!


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Ruby , I guess I was inna mood ! Lol........hugs


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Hi Will ! nice to see ya ! .......I wrote that one kind of quick !


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RhondaAlbom 2 years ago from New Zealand

Well done. This is awesome. Love the last line, so true.


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Rhonda , Thank you my dear !....Ed


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Jodah 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

Funny Ed, gave me a smile.


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Jodah ,I'm glad you're smiling !.......LOL


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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Now now no one is falling apart yet. Hemorrhoids my foot. Let's get back to reality. At least it got me chuckling.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales

A wonderful read Ed and how nice to be back reading your gems once again. Life without HubPages is never the same. Here's wishing you a great day Ed.

Eddy.


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Eddy , thank you , yes it's true we must stick together !.....:-}


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vocalcoach 2 years ago from Nashville Tn.

This guy looks just like my ex-husband. :)

Thanks for the poem Ed.


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Gypsy , hello sweet lady ! Okay , we're good !LOL


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ahorseback 2 years ago Author

Vocalcoach lady ! You have not pick ex's very well have you ?! Lol. See -see , you should have picked me .......Ed

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