I Can’t Stomach A Candy Coated Fink (limerick)

My wife in an angry display

Said who ate the candy from tray

How I tried to save

The life of that knave

But my tummy gave him away


Comments 14 comments

DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Good one, Martin.

No candy is safe around me, either.

DJ.


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

rumble, grumble! lol...

never fails


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Bad boy!!


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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

At least the evidence wasn't lingering on your chin.

Nice one! :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Could it be the chocolate on your lips,

Prominently displayed with eminence,

That gave your dear eagle-eyed wife

All that crucial, important evidence?


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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

Candy thief Nabbed!!!!


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Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

LOL! Funny one. I gave you some votes on this one!


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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

What a bad boy! Loved this!


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Oh! And you ate her candy as well as your own? Tut-tut!


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Did she call the police? ;)

Best Wishes,

R.Q.


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Hilarious!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one!


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Tuatha 3 years ago from Fayetteville, NC

Hands caught in the cookie jar again?


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Shoulda hid it first!

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