I Don’t Like Talking About Wife’s Affair – But Since You Twisted My Arm (limerick)

I recall my wife’s big affair

The ending was so hard to bear

She just couldn’t see

How much it hurt me

I’ll miss all the freebies he’d share

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Practical...very practical! LOL

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Well they do say a relationship is all about sharing LOL :-))

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Hmm - I'm not into sharing - but, if the gender was reversed - who knows?

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Great laughs.

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Oh ouch...well at least a laugh was in the whole mess. Jamie

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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

Martin - singing in the cemetery. Whatever the freebies don't pay for betrayal. But congratulations on handling it with humor. As my mother used to say, "Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and you cry alone." I'm not laughing though. Sometimes it's wise to get the tears over with and clear out the debris.

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mpropp 4 years ago from Minnesota

Hahaha! Okay, the title of your limerick is like a a TLC show. They spell it out for you too...Ever see the show "The Woman with the Giant Face Tumor"? You'll never guess what it was about!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

You are sooooo bad. Hee.

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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

Reminds me of that old joke when the husband comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He was so angry until she says.. hey honey.. remember the new golf clubs, the day trips, and all the extra cash we have to spend.. it was him.. and the husband yells quick get him a blanket he might catch cold..:)

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Moms-Secret 4 years ago from Central Florida

Hahaha! Sadly funny Mhatter. Gotta love my boys. The comments Frank, I never heard that joke. :) lol.

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dghbrh 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

LOL its funny with the joke from Frank as well. Thanks for sharing. Votes up and sharing too.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Always telling it like it is while infusing some much needed laughter!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

This one was a riot!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Lovely twist at the end.

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Just ask maybe she will still share. :-)))

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

hmmmm...i think i missed something - BOTH times i read it..lol..

love ya, Mxx

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ahorseback 4 years ago

MHatter Man ! Okay now its dealt with , move on or move out ? ....either way its a tuff sell!..........:-}

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

You're also a million laughs. lol

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Me, too, Leslie. Martin, I don't get the last line. :-(

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