I Married A Rodeo Veteran (limerick)

My wife is a rodeo vet

The marvels and records she set

Competitors paid

In dust where they laid

No cowboy has stayed on her yet

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!!!! Can't wait to see what the others will say! :D

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

She sounds like a wild one!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hehehe Oh me, well that's a lot of bucking going on!

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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

ha ha.. so funny.. You are a master at these Martin.. youa re so sweet.. love it..good to see you


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Ride um cowgirl!!!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....oh my...you could get in such trouble with humor like this.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Good one, Martin.

I laughed out loud on that one.


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Yep she is a wild one alright, great fun read my friend !

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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

Oops! I shouldn't have read that! It's not for virgin ears! LOL

Voted up and funny.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It surely makes me wonder my dear fellow,

Is wifey a member of rodeo or bordello?

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Got this big smile on my face. lol

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I loved that one!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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