I Married My Dreams (limericks)

My wish to wed source of my dreams

Was not that well thought out it seems

For world of delight

Soon turned into blight

As days filled with nightmarish screams

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

lol this was so good..:)

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Tony DeLorger 3 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

Good one Martin, that's three times for me....oh dear!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

oh my!

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

I know what 50% they are in!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Been there, done that. Twice!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It is okay to be dreamin' and hopin'

But so much better to wed with eyes open.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

I do not resort to screaming. It is not very lady like.

I merely raise my voice. If that does not work,

I hit him up 'side the head with a skillet.

It has never failed to get his attention.

You ladies are most welcome.


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Oh, dear!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago


Ain't love grand?


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cat on a soapbox 3 years ago from Los Angeles

You have to REALLY look before you leap! Good one, Martin :)

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Good one!

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

A funny limerick that's also sad for the couple!

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carol3san 3 years ago from Hollywood Florida

Funny...but all too often so very often true.

Voted funny and interesting


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Sometimes it just doesn't work out no matter what you do

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Definitely not pleasant!

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