I Was Dewing As Told (limerick)

We walked in the shimmering dew

When wet floor sign came into view

Then how wife did whine

And call me a swine

As I did what sign told me to

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

You wet the floor? Good gracious!

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

I think you have fun placing your wife in a lot of those limerick ;-)

Enjoy your day!

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

You wet the floor. Oh my.

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Phyllis Doyle 3 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

You didn't , did you? How funny.

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teaches12345 3 years ago

Oh my!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago


men are so literal! lol

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Oh dear. Why should that be funny? Yet I laugh.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Oh! Man!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Too funny!

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