I Was The Best Looking Guy (limerick)

The best looking guy in the place

That’s why me the girls all did chase

My moment of power

Would quickly turn sour

As from lady’s shower I’d race

More by this Author

Comments 19 comments

Deborah Brooks profile image

Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Martin.. I would love my lemonade with a shot of booze..lol.. but my liver says NO!!!.. lol

love this .. blessings


billybuc profile image

billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

You are just too funny my friend.

shanmarie profile image

shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Way to boost your ego...then promptly deflate it, too! I'm sure the ladies weren't simply content to chase you out without a fair beating or towel lashing.

Faith Reaper profile image

Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Oopsey there! LOL

janshares profile image

janshares 3 years ago from Washington, DC

Ha ha ha, that was a good one. Thanks for the evening chuckle, Mhatter99.

Georgie Lowery profile image

Georgie Lowery 3 years ago from Slaton, Texas USA

That was unexpected. Thanks for the the laughs! :)

wetnosedogs profile image

wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Very funny. Thanks for the morning laugh.

bravewarrior profile image

bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Were you a bad boy in high school?

ARUN KANTI profile image

ARUN KANTI 3 years ago from KOLKATA

Another wonderfully funny limerick. Thanks for sharing .

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop 3 years ago

Bad boy!! Great limerick! Up and very funny.

Cantuhearmescream profile image

Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Hahahaha too funny! Was that you? :-)

PHILLYDREAMER profile image

PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Racing from an angry husband I see. LOL

James-wolve profile image

James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Oh boy , this is so hilarious :)

BlossomSB profile image

BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Ha ha! Wherever do you get these funny ideas from??!!

Vellur profile image

Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

You must have run pretty fast!! Naughty. Great limerick.

Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

This guy has big ambitions.

aviannovice profile image

aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Another smile, Martin!

drbj profile image

drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If I told you once, Martin, I told you a thousand times, that sign, "Ladies Shower Room" does NOT mean Laddies.

Frenchie 23 months ago

Hahahaha.. brilliant!!

    Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.

    Click to Rate This Article