If Cooks Could Kill (limerick)

The way to his heart was his tummy

So she fed him food that was yummy

This lady could cook

This real deadly crook

As heart attack took one more dummy


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billybuc 14 months ago from Olympia, WA

The condemned got a last meal he didn't order, evidently. :)


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Gypsy Rose Lee 14 months ago from Riga, Latvia

But what a way to go.


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MizBejabbers 14 months ago

That's funny, ironic, but funny. Sounds like my husband's cooking.

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