If Looks Could Hurt (limerick)

Dedicated to Josh3418 and his limerick “Embarrassing Moment”

The klutz would trip on his own feet

When girl in a dress he would meet

And there from the ground

Before nose they’d pound

The views that he found there was sweet

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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina

Very cute... I am familiar with Josh's limerick too. The two of you should collaborate on a "how NOT too" book for men. Voting up and sharing!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky


ROFL - Hiliarious. Please, stay away from shoe cameras!

Up & Funny!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Ha. That is too cute and funny. I know Josh will apprecite it as well. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


Awesome dedication! I love it!!! :) Clever!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Funny, and it reminded me of when I was a little girl about 8 years old. Everyone on my school bus used to like it when I jumped off the bus into a ditch that went into the road where my sister and I used to walk to get home. It wasn't until months later, I realized the reason they like it was that when I jumped, my skirt (or dress) would fly up just enough so everyone saw my slip!

Voted up.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

As usual mhatter - very very funny and in so few words.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

How do you write so many good short poems?

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

This is entertaining and funny, just imagine tripping up in front of a beautiful girl!!Great limericks.

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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, So cute and funny..

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Very funny and enjoyable to read. Jamie

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

So funny! I'm still laughing ^_^ You two write amazing limericks!! Voted up funny and awesome!!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

This reminded me of the pervs in NYC that would wear mirrors on their shoes.

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Poetic Fool 4 years ago

Very funny, Mhatter99! I suppose that explains why I see more guys tripping in these warm, summer months! Well done, my friend.

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PurvisBobbi44 4 years ago from Florida


Cute--- but you bad boys might need "Time Out."

Your Hub Friend,

Bobbi Purvis

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Just hilarious. Great tribute to Josh's embarrassing moments.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

lol..he's not a klutz - he's brilliant! As are you, M!

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