I’m Not The Beauty I Was (limerick)

I cried when I lost beauty show

My mom said what do judges know

Though mom’s love was known

One truth should be shown

Her baby had grown long ago

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Thanks for the laugh, Martin! Now I can go to bed.

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Hilarious - love the pic too - you should have won...

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Better luck next yearLOL:-))

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chepkoluumugulel 3 years ago from Texas

I love it! Thanks for the laughs.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny one. Thanks.

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Indian Chef 3 years ago from New Delhi India

Haha funny one.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

You bring laughter to a rainy morning!

Where do your get these clever ideas?


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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

All moms think their kids are beautiful, so don't let it fool you. LOL

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Funny stuff. Loved it.

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Great. Jamie

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Poor baby..cute and funny....

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Don't fret, Martin, because your Mom loves you so,

You will always be her little baby you know.

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99..Welcome to the newest TV reality show....

" The Butt Ugly Show ".....SORRY...and... GRANNY PANTS..REALLY ?

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MarleneB 3 years ago from Northern California, USA

Moms always see our children as babies no matter how old they are. This is really funny.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Moms always love their babies and they are always beautiful even if they are uglier than a stump!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Well done, Martin!

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agapsikap 3 years ago from Philippines

One funny limerick a day, keep the doctor away...

Cute and funny.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Cute just simply cute.

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Yeppie, our Mom's do think the are cute...no matter how 'grown' we are.

Sending Angels your way today :) ps

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

This made me laugh out loud! Great limerick. We all have to grow up sometime and looks do fade. HA!

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teaches12345 3 years ago

Too funny! So true though ... !!

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khmazz 3 years ago from South Florida

Haha! Great writing! :)

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