I’m The Best (limerick)

My wife always says I’m the best

A feeling which brought me much zest

One night wild thoughts flew

In search of a clue

I wondered just who were the rest

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Please, Martin, don't take your wife to task.

It's so much better if you don't ask.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Ha . . . if she says you're the best, then you're the best!

Voted up +++ and sharing

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Well, perhaps best not to wonder...might be a shock...

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Ghost32 4 years ago

LOL! Very good!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Great friday laugh.

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europewalker 4 years ago

Very good, loved it!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

I have never though when someone says I'm the best. LOL

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Karen Hellier 4 years ago from Georgia

I love this! Humorous and catchy but of course very good reasoning involved. This is one of the few Haikus I actually have enjoyed!

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

Ha, ha, ha, great point!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Hee hee....well, the best is the best...what more can you ask for??

What a great way to begin my day

Sending angels your way my dear Friend. :) ps

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

Now that's funny!!!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

It could only be you Martin....You da man!!!

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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Hee hee, how our minds work overtime Lol. Don't dare ask

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Funom Makama 3 4 years ago from Europe

Wow, this just made my night.... Now off to bed. So hilarious

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SiberianWolf 4 years ago from MidWest

Ha... funny stuff... i think we've all had that feeling a time or two :)

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

What a great thought! Kudos on that question.

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ARUN KANTI 4 years ago from KOLKATA

Let me critique the poem

Which is like a piece of gem

Crispy, cute and ends like a short story

Which brings its creator only glory

Thanks a lot.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one! He'd better hope these were guys from her past.

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Martin I love this..

make sure you get rest..



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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Now that one will keep you thinking!

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Stop wondering, Martin. It'll only lead to stories you'd rather not hear!

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