In Case Of Accident Call (limerick)

If I’m struck by bad accident

Before to a doctor I’m sent

Though my blood is spewing

Call lawyer for viewing

This could be a suing event

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Good one my friend!

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha ha! I would say this is a bit morbid... but it is sadly relevant to today's society... is it not; which... makes it kind of funny :D

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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

I'd hate to be the driver underneath the Jeep. Well-written! A lawyer will be needed and maybe "Ghostbusters..."

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

How in the hell did that happen? I wonder what the story is behind the picture?

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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Everybody wants to sue. LOL.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Ingenious word selection and really great timing.

As well as excellent use of double rhyming. Bravo, Martin!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny and i think you have a sure bet on BIG pay off...

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks for this funny read !

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teaches12345 3 years ago

Still chuckling! Great advice.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

That is so true about the lawyer. People can be so greedy even at the worse of times! Funny!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny and a great comment on modern society.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Everyone's always thinking of money first everything else takes a back seat.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Who makes more, the lawyer or the doctor?

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Hahaha! This wouldn't be nearly as funny if it didn't reflect the mentality of some people I actually know. Actually, maybe that's why it is sad. . .

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