Inane Episode 19
A semi-colon and a colon paid their toll to the leftist movement of divorced hamburger flippers in return for a safe passage between a vapid limerick and astrophysicists with a likeness to tepid devolution. Other punctuation marks, less bold, took their briefcases to the nearest partially disabled gemologist and offered her a point, pause and a coma. Punctuation marks aren't known for their spelling prowess.
Meanwhile, someone burnt some toast.
An allegorical vision as witnessed in a dream by a child who had just lost his third tooth (the right deciduous maxillary lateral incisor) was left to be swept up by the cleaning lady who was a guy. Losing teeth, much like a noble gas ringing and running, is lithe in form and patience. I should know.
If Janet Jackson was the one burning toast, it would take a nation of Rhythm to put it out.
Other elements on the periodic table begin with letters, for example: red, fly, six and G. Gadolinium is one of the elements I have studied not at all, except for its use in making gadolinium yttrium garnet. Actually, an albino ferret that learned how to ride a unicycle.
There it is! The infamous incomplete sentence you've been waiting for. What would an inane hub be without a reference to a topical lotion used for decreasing the size of one's shoe colour?
If I was to take all of the incomplete sentences in all of the inane hubs I have written I would have a collection of incomplete sentences.
Market research has yielded results that, when studied by market analysts, provides analytic market information to analysts that analyze the market. Research analysis, when marketed, provides researchers with an analytic market to continue their research. Strategists who market research analyses, research the market by strategical analysis. Industrial carpet sales men aren't always men.
Dead or alive, the stone trampled beneath the feet of the metallurgist is solemn in its brief cognizance, however futile.
Discarding the weakest virtue and strengthening the longest pale sock to withstand excessive feline rubbing, when combined, make electric thimbles vibrate insubstantially. Creating moments of wrist dangling, like a heron without a lisp, is reminiscent of an exceptionally dull memory. Towards the end of the circle, being a quadratic neighbour, listlessly vacated the premises by eating a golf ball.
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