Is it true, Is George Bush ' gonna ' run again? Satire Poetry
Say it ' ain't 'true
I hear that George Busch is thinking he ' ought ' to run again
He say's he's the smartest of his family kin
And the other GOP candidates are lookin' pretty thin
If Trump keeps on unwinding, his hair color is ' shore ' ' gonna ' fade
He say's I ' reckon ' it's time Daddy put me in the slick GOP parade
I swear I won't say ' nothin ' about weapons of mass destruction
I'll stick to the terrorist ' killin ' our people, ' reckon ' you all could forget about the oil corruption
I ' reckon ' I still have a lot to give
My knowledge of the country and places where others live
Like Sarah Palin, I can see the ocean from my Texas ranch
I could speak Spanish like Jeb if my teacher would of given me a chance
I know a lot of people were unhappy when my Daddies money put me in the white house
He ' shore nuf ' was worried ' cos ' I was scared as a little house mouse
I ' shore ' wish Cheney could run with me today
I ' shore ' appreciated his ' bossin ' even if I had to pay
So think real hard you good ole American folk
I'll make you proud ' agin ' and that ' ain't no Bushie joke.