Is it true, Is George Bush ' gonna ' run again? Satire Poetry

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Say it ' ain't 'true

I hear that George Busch is thinking he ' ought ' to run again

He say's he's the smartest of his family kin

And the other GOP candidates are lookin' pretty thin

If Trump keeps on unwinding, his hair color is ' shore ' ' gonna ' fade

He say's I ' reckon ' it's time Daddy put me in the slick GOP parade

I swear I won't say ' nothin ' about weapons of mass destruction

I'll stick to the terrorist ' killin ' our people, ' reckon ' you all could forget about the oil corruption

I ' reckon ' I still have a lot to give

My knowledge of the country and places where others live

Like Sarah Palin, I can see the ocean from my Texas ranch

I could speak Spanish like Jeb if my teacher would of given me a chance

I know a lot of people were unhappy when my Daddies money put me in the white house

He ' shore nuf ' was worried ' cos ' I was scared as a little house mouse



I ' shore ' wish Cheney could run with me today

I ' shore ' appreciated his ' bossin ' even if I had to pay

So think real hard you good ole American folk

I'll make you proud ' agin ' and that ' ain't no Bushie joke.

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DDE 12 months ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

A well-written poem about what is going on at the moment.


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Jodah 12 months ago from Queensland Australia

Funny!


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Ericdierker 12 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

A fun satire indeed. It sure is a wacky political world out there. I wish they would stay "out there".


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annart 12 months ago from SW England

Heaven forbid! Your humour is a good guise for the serious - I'm sure he still thinks he deserves to take an important place, as does Blair in his arrogant, self-advancing fashion. He's even worse in my opinion, as he's supposed to be intelligent; he uses his ability to deceive, wheedle with words and try to sound sincere - smarmy more like and, I think, downright dangerous.

Great poem, Ruby!

Ann


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billybuc 12 months ago from Olympia, WA

Way too funny! Love the satire/sarcasm. Can you imagine him being President again? Will Farrell just did a comedy skit on this on Saturday Night Live....very funny!


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mckbirdbks 12 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

What a great sense of humor. I think G.W. should run, and keep running. He is a disgrace to his country.


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always exploring 12 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello DDE. If you have not watched the above video, please do. You will laugh out loud. Thanks for coming by..


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manatita44 12 months ago from london

I'll leave them well alone, Ruby. Don't resurect those two. Hey he. Cool poem, Sis. Nice one!


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clivewilliams 12 months ago from Nibiru

If bush runs again, i will be president of the world


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always exploring 12 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello John. Funny is what I wanted. lol Thank you.


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always exploring 12 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Eric. When I saw Will Farrell do a skit on SNL I couldn't stop laughing. He was way out there. lol. Thanks.


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always exploring 12 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Ann. He was an embarrassment to our country for eight years. I think he and Blair were pals. That should ring a bell. Thank you..


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Mike. I can't stop watching the video. He cracks me up, so very dumb. I like your comment about running. lol. Merry Christmas..Hugs.


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Genna East 11 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol! Your poem hits just the right note of humor and sarcasm, and "What they hell were they thinking?" Thank you for the laughter.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Manatita. Please ! I would never resurrect the men who waged a war that killed innocent people, plus our service men and women. It was just a fun write. Thanks for coming...


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manatita44 11 months ago from london

I knew that, my Friend. While it was just meant to be a tease for good friends, I admit it did not sit right with me also. I know of your passion in these matters, and 90% of the time - even if it is coming from my best Friends - I would still refuse to enter this 'world.' My apologies here. So sorry.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Genna. So happy you found this funny. When I saw Will Farrell do his skit on SNL I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you again. Hugs.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Manatita, I knew what you meant and I in no way would say anything to hurt your feeling's. It was just a fun write. I know you are not political and I respect that. Sometimes I wish I wasn't either. You do not need to apologize, you did or said anything wrong. Smiling here. Best wishes my friend.


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drbj 11 months ago from south Florida

You put your funny bone to work on this one, Ruby. You know what they say: the best thing about America is that anyone can be President! It is also the worst thing!

Thanks for the chuckles, m'dear.


Tammy Gaudern 11 months ago

As always I love your stories


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DDE 11 months ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

I stopped by again and took your advice of the video. Wow! So hilarious! It amazing what they are trying to say.


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Frank Atanacio 11 months ago from Shelton

I loved this political poem.. hits the funny bone...LOL


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello drbj. I must admit I had a ball writing this. Poor George, I kinda felt sorry for him in the video, but it cracked me up too. All in fun! I don't know why anyone with a half of a brain would want to be president? but you're right, anyone can be president. lol. Thank you..


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Tammy. I got the idea from watching Will Farrell do George on SNL he cracks me up. He looks and acts so much like George. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks. Hugs.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hollo again DDE. I knew you'd get a kick out of the video. Thanks for coming back. Cheers..


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Frank. I thought we all needed a good laugh after the ISIS scare. Happy you enjoyed. Thank you.


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AudreyHowitt 11 months ago from California

oh ouch! SNL inspired this?? Well I should go back and watch it again I think--


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Audrey. Hee, do watch it again, so funny. Blessings on Christmas Eve. Thank you..


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Shyron E Shenko 11 months ago

Ruby,

I am sitting here smiling at the prospect

Of "W" back in the running, but what the heck

If he is the smartest of his family kin

I have no fear, he cannot win

So let his try but in the end

He'd Send Donald Trump into a tail spin

He could dredge up the mud he slung at everyone else

Cause most of it stuck to himself

So once more let him just try

Then like John Boehner we will see him cry

Wow what an idea, like Sarah Palin

He could retire on his "Super PAC"

I love it Ruby and the funny video especially the debate where he was dumbfounded.

Blessings and Hugs dear friend


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

HaHa Shyron I laughed so hard when I watched SNL, I just had to write something funny. What a hoot. I love your poem. So glad you came to read. Blessings and Hugs my dear friend.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 10 months ago from Sunny Florida

I love it.


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Gals. So glad you liked it. All in fun. Thank you..


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Abhimanyu gaur 10 months ago from India

I love satires and this one is funny too. Congrats you are a great poet.


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Abhimanyu gaur. Nice to meet you. Thank you for coming by. Happy you thought it was funny.

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    I am a writer of poetry and fiction. I especially love flash fiction. My name is Ruby, and I live in Southern Illinois. I am a retired R.N.


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