It Could Happen To You (limerick)

It just caught my eye don’t you see

Young girl throwing kisses at me

Let this lesson show

A good thing to know

Why you shouldn’t throw your candy


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

An eye's not where's the candy's ate

kiss in the iris no taste sate

Aim further South

Hit open mouth

Just be sure first take kiss off plate.

Great Job, my friend!


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL so funny and good lesson for sure. LOL at RC's comment too.

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper


Ghost32 4 years ago

I used to eat chocolate hot

And fudge bars and brownies a lot

But now I abstain

And wisely refrain

Since I saw the results I got


Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

There seems to be a few other people on HP that like to turn out a limerick now and again.

You are a good leader of the Limerick.

LOL Ghaelach


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ahorseback 4 years ago

Man thats great , I dreamt of kisses last night .....but thats not all !lol.


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye! lol


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molometer 4 years ago

You could say, you got a smack in the kisser! :)


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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Kisses can be dangerous to the kisser?? But who doesn't love a kiss??


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I hope that did not happen to you when you where giving out your Halloween candy.


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janshares 4 years ago from Washington, DC

Ha ha ha ha ha! Rcrumple got a laugh, too.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny, let it be known, i would never give chocolate away. In my tummy it would stay. Ha.


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I would love it if candy came my way.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

This was real cute.


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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

I don't mind if someone throws kisses at me. Then, I will have a full pocket of the silver-wrapped kiss! This limerick is cute as Gypsy says and yeah Master, you made me laugh!


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

LOL...Martin & Richard - A regular comedy team...

(kiss,kiss)


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DDE 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Nice limerick with a kiss show, kiss thrown at sounds fun


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Vellur 8 months ago from Dubai

Nicely done.

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