It Wasn’t Her Smile That Caught Me (limerick)

I first got this bit of a hunch

That girl wanted me a whole bunch

Oh it didn’t sap

The mind of this chap

When I felt the trap on leg crunch

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I actually snorted laughing.

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

He has found a woman that likes to make the first move! LOL :-))

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

desperately funny.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

You're a trip!

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99... you fell for the old " Bare " trap ? Was this at lunch ?

..I kinda thought you were going for the"'spinach in the teeth" line..

Loved your limerick...

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Nellieanna 3 years ago from TEXAS

ohmygosh - you're hysterical! All I can say is I hope you keep your thinking cap on!! Ahem! hahaha!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Just like a man.

You guys think that all the attractive women 'want you'!! Ha, ha

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Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

Hilarious! Voted up

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Keeping calm eh - she probably won't notice!

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, yep!...don't you just hate it when that happens :). Another gem.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Since she's looking for bear,

Just grab her by the hair.

Get out of sight,

Make love all night

And lock the door to your lair.

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my. Not really the trap you were hoping for :) Thanks for giving me another smile.

Angels are on the way to this evening. :) ps

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anglnwu 3 years ago

Haha--nicely done.

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Tonipet 3 years ago from The City of Generals

A different kind of "crunch," Martin? haha.... don't know why I'm smiling big:-) Thanks and cheers!

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habee 3 years ago from Georgia

Oh, you naughty, naughty boy!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Martin, you are a wonderful wordsmith.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

LOL...what exactly are you attempting to say here, sir?

you funny M...

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And then?

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

This one hit my funny bone!

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Insightful Tiger 3 years ago

He he, that was the hook!

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