It’s A Miracle (limerick)

A picture of black

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I woke up and I couldn’t see

I wondered just how could this be

Would this be my life

As madness ran rife

My eyes are shut wife said to me

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

If you never open your eye how are you going to see?

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


Looks like the wife is a clever one! :)

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

So sad! Where would we be without women!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

LOL... so funny... You crack me up... voted up my friend


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Ardie 4 years ago from Neverland

I always say I need a wife ;)

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Behind every man..... is a woman kicking his tail!

Loved It!

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

Wow, this was rather Interesting!!! Well Done!!!

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Behind every man there is a woman, whether both parties like it or not! Cool, MHatter.....and I love the use of black! Creative!

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

lol, lol..... Very funny! Well, I won't make that joke about men needing women, but you sure do :))

Loved it!

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

This is so funny and sadly familiar, brilliant as always.

Actually I'm just about to publish my first attempt at writing a limerick, you have a staring role, I hope you don't mind, take a look later.

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BeyondMax 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

LOL For a moment I thought that she just sticky taped his eye-lids... =) (evil in me needs a way out sometimes LOL)

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I can't see, I can't see!

Well, open your eyes!

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

This was such a fun read and so well written !

Vote up and more !!!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, I love the twists at the end of your very clever Limericks..

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myownlife 4 years ago from london

puzzled hub,


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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Good for your wife - otherwise, you might have gone through life looking at everything without color! Voted up and funny.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago the picture too!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Behind every man is a brilliant woman.

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teaches12345 4 years ago

How funny! I sleep with a mask at night sometimes and I can relate to this. Waking up and only seeing black! Hehehe.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Ha, this is great. So very funny! Men sometimes do need a little help. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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