Lack Of Sumthin (limerick)

Man worries for his lack of hair

One wonders what goes on up there

What kindly brain-wave

Does still the hair crave

When fashion says shave your head bare




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Chris Hugh 4 years ago

Vin Diesel is so freaking awesome. Pitch Black is one of the best movies I've ever seen.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one and so true. Actually some men look great bald but silly with hair.

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

As always, fun and pithy. He does lack a little sumthin sumthin!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Like Vin and like the giggle.

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

i like all! thumbs up!

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BeyondMax 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

Aweee, Vin! What a lovely sumthin! =) Love it.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Bald has been the rage for a while now.

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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

an excellent piece of poetry, voted up

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

I see that bald is in. I love hair but not on the chin.. I love all of your limericks..

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Gulf Coast Sun 4 years ago from Gulf of Mexico

Great limerick, great pix, cute thoughts. Thumbs up :)

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AudreyHowitt 4 years ago from California

So much fun!

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IsadorasThought 4 years ago

I always fancied men with no hair. Not sure about the boy in the picture though ;)

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Always was a fan of Yul Brynner, myself. Great limerick! Voted up

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I think it's time for a limerick book; you could become the new wave of the Kindle market.

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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco Author

I do have a book of 100 of my over 500 limericks

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John Sarkis 4 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

Great hub Mhatter99. I tell everyone that I'm really not bald. The problem is that my hair needs direction, because, it grows all over my body except on the top of my head...LOL

Voted up on this great and cute limerick


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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina

I saw the photo and had to check it out. This is very funny!

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

always witty and fun Mhatter

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

Funny as always! Bald is in.

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iamaudraleigh 4 years ago

What a funny and fun limmerick...ha, ha!!!

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

LOL, That was funny!!!!

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Funny, M!! So true though..... Voting up, and everything!

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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

interesting thought in a funny little package :)

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IntegrityYes 4 years ago

I definitely voted up. That is cool.

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LetitiaFT 4 years ago from Paris via California

From what I've understood, balding comes from revved up levels of male hormones so no reason to fear. Hormonally, balding men (or men with high foreheads as the French called them in the 18th c.) are studs!

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

Wonderful and BALD, I mean BOLD!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I do see a lot of bald men and that man looks strong!

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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

I had to see what you were saying about that hunk of a guy, Vin. :) I can't wait for the next Pitch Black/Riddick movie to come out...and of course, the next 2Fast movie. :) Oh yeah, great limerick! :) Voted up and more.

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MargaritaEden 4 years ago from Oregon

You are good at making people laugh and smile! Love all of your limericks!

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Midnight Lights 4 years ago from USA

Interesting. And just liked you on facebook.

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