Uncle Larry And The Bigfoot.
Uncle Larry And The Bigfoot. - By Pat Gillem
One day Uncle Larry was fly fishing, on a beautiful mountain stream,
suddenly a rock landed in front of him, followed by a high pitched scream!
Uncle Larry turned all red, then blue, then a very white pale,
he dropped his favorite fishing pole, and bolted up the trail.
Now Gil was fishing a quiet little pool, further up the stream,
he thought the world had ended, when he heard that awful scream!
He stepped out onto the narrow trail, to see about all the fuss,
when they both ran over him, like a big runaway city bus.
Bigfoot chased Uncle Larry, down the mountain, to the limits of the city,
Bigfoot thought to himself, ' It was fun chasing him, but its over what a pity.'
Uncle Larry went to their favorite gathering place, to tell the awful tale,
then he exclaimed,'' I left Gil behind, they should just take me off to jail!''
Just then Gil stumbled into the room, and just stood there stunned and blinking,
everyone in the room was wondering, just what in the world he was thinking.
He said, ' I don't know what actually happened, during that big ole fuss,
but one thing I would like to know is, who the heck was driving that bus?! ''