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I wonder what grandpa would say

If he were still living today

Although not polite

With my meal in sight

Let’s eat out tonight I will pay

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I'm guessing he would not be impressed with your culinary skills. LOL Another dandy my friend; thank you!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Should I teach you to cook, my friend?

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, . . . sure, go ahead, he wants to pay! LOL So funny.

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Well, that's a different twist. Always full of surprises!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

He was not polite but he was honest!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

The choices you gave were quite nice

but grandpa had some great advice

fish must be cooked

netted not hooked

I'm ready for red beans and rice

Great job, mh!

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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

There is a fine culinary art to making reservations.

Your Grandfather sounds like the real deal. Voted UP & FAB.

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Hi Martin.

Love it and sharing.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Must not be interested in the frozen dinner I would offer. Great chuckle.

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arb 4 years ago from oregon

Apparently smarter than the average bear!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Awesome. Jamie

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Your grandpa was probably a smart man!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Another humorous write Mhatter!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Your humor makes up for being a bad cook..Funny.

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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

well your grand dad sure was a compassionate person seeing your cooked food ;)

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

lol..gramps was a negotiator - he got exactly what he wanted and treated you too!

Awesome and adorable..

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Wonderfully done! Beautiful!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Grandpa would think what an incredibly odd world this is.

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