Prank Call Your Friends as Chuck Norris, Judge Judy, or Dr. Phil.. with Soundboards!
Discover the Fun of Soundboards!
It was 2:00 p.m. on a typical summer afternoon when my son Brent received his first curious phone call from the one and only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris: Hello. This is Chuck Norris. What are you doing?
Brent: Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris: Yes. This is Chuck Norris. Did you sign for a package?
Brent: What package? Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris: Yes. I need to see your log book. I need to see everyone who had access to the arena in the last 24 hours.
Brent: What are you talking about?
Chuck Norris: What's your name son?
Brent: Uh.. Brent.. What's this about?
Chuck Norris: No more questions. Did you steal two kilos of cocaine?
Brent: No, I think you have the wrong number.
Chuck Norris: Sit tight and don't let anyone come in. Have a bananna. You are under arrest.
Brent: Oh, ok Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris: Listen punk. I will blow your head off.
Click.. Brent peeks outside carefully through the venitian blinds.
Though he was terrified, he felt honored that Chuck Norris took time from his busy day to call him. After 2 long days of trying to contain the giggles, I let him in on my little secret. The phone call was actually a prank I played on him with the use of a free internet soundboard.
Soundboards are available all over the internet and feature many celebrities, commedians, and "stereotypical" callers such as loud New Jersey ladies and rough southern fellows. Some outstanding sound boards are available for Judge Judy, Michael Jackson, Beavis and Butthead, and Chris Rock.
The Chuck Norris Sound Boards
Some Soundboard Snippets:
"This is Dr. Phil. I want you to get excited about your life."
"What were you thinking?"
"Do you resent your children?"
"That's a load of crap!"
"This is MY house. As long as you are in My house, you will follow MY rules."
"I am speaking, unless I look at you for an answer.. DO NOT SPEAK, do we understand each other?"
"That is bologna, it doesn't make sense.."
Other Great Prank Call Ideas:
- Call the house of someone you don't like when you know his or her significant other will be home. Explain to this person that you work at the local video store and _______ (fill in name) has significant late charges on the movies he did not return, Deliverance, Hot Swim Suit Babes, get creative!
- Tell telemarketers that you are really excited about their offer to buy the timeshare because you only have 6 months left to live and you could really live it up in one of their condos. They will take you off the calling list.
- If you answer a phone at work, write a "message" to notify a male coworker to call "a number" and ask for Bruce regarding a large pipe. Place the number of gay bar on the message.
The possibilites are endless. If you are looking for some good clean fun, prank call your friends, family, neighbors, and coworkers. For extra fun, keep a recorder handy to so you can relive the fun over and over.
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