Lesson – Read Carefully (limerick)

I wondered what now I would do

When my wife told me she was through

This poor loathsome sinner

Had cooked meal to win her

Now from her my dinner did spew

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

That didn't go down very well LOL:-))

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Oh boy, great laughs.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Maybe you should have sent flowers instead!

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Oh Mhatter.... did you do it deliberately, so you wouldn't have to repeat the experience? I mean the cooking, of course :).

Nice one.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

She needs to mind her manners!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Take out might be the solution. LOL

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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

No more cooking? Lol.. hey sweet friend.. I am refreshed.. nice to see you



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Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

From now on, take out! :) As usual, I love it!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Back to the drawing board.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Next time, as cook, if you don't want to view the worst,

Just make sure that you unwrap all the victuals first.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Never look into a cooking pot.

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...being she brought the " subject " back up ...can we vote on it ? as to the quality vs quantity ?

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Oh how funny! A guy just can't do anything right, huh? I love your limericks!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Bad cook? sorry.....

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Chinese sounds good, yes? lol..

love ya, M..


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Ruchira 3 years ago from United States

Haha...maybe take out next time ;)

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

You have to use administer poison in smaller doses or it will never stay down. ;-)

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

maybe call for delivery next time!

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Brilliantly mentioned in such a few lines cooking needs improvement

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