Lessons Learned From the Dog Whisperer
Come in, sit down and have a seat,
Beware the dog around your feet,
His bark is meaner than his bite,
He really tries to be polite.
Pretend that you don’t notice him,
When he nibbles at your bare shin,
Please be still and don’t raise a hand,
I’m sure he’ll start to understand.
Saw the dog whisperer today,
He said this is the only way.
To teach a critter such as mine,
Will only take a little time,
The little dog will learn by this,
Cesar has made a friend of his.
Thank you very much, glad you stopped,
What’s that you say? He ripped your sock.
I’m so sorry, I’m sure he’ll quit,
Please let me calm him down a bit,
Wish you could see his gentle side,
Chihuahuas often show their pride.
He really is just as his name.
Mostly timid and mostly tame,
Whimpy will always be our pal,
He’s nothing like the dog from hell.
More About Whimpy
- MY SPOILED DOG
Whimpy is half Jack Russell and half Chihuahua. What a combination. Ten pounds of a sassy character who thinks he's a big dog. This is a short story about my spoiled canine friend.
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