Let Us Bow Our Heads (limerick)

My wife kept me good Christian guy

Whenever a new meal she’d try

Before we would share

What stomachs would bear

I’d offer a prayer of goodbye

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! I wonder if she's read this.Very funny!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Not that good a cook I take it. :)

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

LOL! That's awesome! Hilarious! And I LOVE the BBT pic! That just made my night! :D

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Good reason to say the blessing, I'd say!!! :) LOL

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Made 3 years ago from Finland

I hope you survived this time. LOL!

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Wow, how many men are yellin' AMEN!? Too funny!

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Maybe she had the same prayer.How knows ? For most of history, Anonymous was a woman:)You cant pin down what a woman think of!

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LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

A man must have written this limerick!! LOL, MH...... You are a pro! Voting up and everything... :)

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great fun.

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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Hah! Now that's funny! Thank you Jesus, for this ham and cheesis! : o

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Very funny :-) I hope my husband doesn't pray to often when I cook something new ;-)

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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

See if she ever cooks you another meal again. LOL

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

The food that your wife cooks for you may have a great deal of appeal,

But you would be wise to check ingredients before every meal.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Guess she's not very adept at cooking, huh?

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Martin, I'm pretty sure you will pay for this, one way or another :).

Great stuff!...nicely done.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Not a good cook, huh? Hilarious poem!

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...awaiting the " last supper " I presume ? loved the " limey "

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dreamseeker2 3 years ago

So cute, Mhatter99! : ) I love that episode of Sheldon with his mom...lol! Good one! Voted up!!

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KoffeeKlatch Gals 3 years ago from Sunny Florida

Wonderful reason to pray. I also loved that episode of Big Bang.

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

LOL! Someone once told me that was more or less a reason to pray over food . . .but, we were eating out somewhere.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

At least you have made it thus far.

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