Let's Go To Las Vegas And Vote Them Out!
Let’s All Go To Vegas And Vote Them Out!
Let’s put a yellow ribbon
On the back of the bus.
Let’s sail across the country.
Toward Las Vegas.
There are so many acts,
To soften the facts.
We’ll see our own kind!
We run in packs!
They have slot machines,
That will drown out the sirens.
They’ll crank up the blues,
To over-shadow the news.
We’ll place a big magnetic sign,
On our big butt bus’s behind.
“You can’t fix stupid, But you can vote them out!”
We'll say it loud and even shout!
I’ll leave my “bus” running.
Because it’s hot outside.
I’ll need that air “conditioned",
When I come back for a ride.
I’ve got money,
I’ve got gas.
If the peasants are miffed at my waste,
They can kiss my wasteful …Ask,
Not what your country can do for you!
Just do as we tell you to.
I’ve done my deeds for all my gain.
I’ve flaunted my wealth till I’ve gone insane.
They say in Vegas,
The house always wins,
I’ll throw money in the toilet,
I’ll throw money at my sins.
I’ll see a few shows.
I’ll eat at buffets.
Where days are all nights,
And nights are all days.
I’ll listen to bards.
I’ll worship cards,
Look at the scantily clad,
While going mad.
There is no winner,
In Las Vegasland.
But I can drown out,
The sufferings of Man!
The poor will always be with us.
Might as well be in Las Vegas.
Where no children are malnourished.
And where fake people flourish.
I can get a rub on my nub,
And even a hot tub.
Go for a swim,
With a girlfriend that’s dim.
But when I return,
My paupers will learn,
I am the boss,
And they’ll cover my loss.
I’ll tell them how to vote,
Because I have the clout!
“You can’t fix stupid,
But you can vote them out!”
This hub is dedicated to SUV owner who left his SUV running while he shopped, I came, I shopped, I left, and he shopped!
Yes, we are glad you intend to do just you want to do no matter what the cost, no matter how many lives are lost, no matter how many people could be helped by your waste.
I drive a 94 Caddy. I bought it used. It's better on my neck, back, and hips than any other car. It's reliable, except for right now the head gasket is blown. Ordinarily my Caddy gets 24 mpg on the highway and closer to 19 mpg in the city.
I had no intention of writing a hub about the arrogance of some SUV drivers.
It's the second one in two days that was running while someone went shopping.
No, there was no one in the SUV.
No, I'm not the SUV police.
If they can snub,
I can write a hub!
So what's the rub?
Just don't like waste, Bub!
Should millions of people just let their vehicles run while shopping?
You say, "if we can afford it".
I didn't know that Obama said anything about Las Vegas before I wrote this. While searching for Las Vegas pics I read where he said something to the negative side.
I then read that he put is ethics in reverse and apologized.
Sorry Las Vegas, I disapprove of all gambling, whether it's Las Vegas, Reno, the stock market, insurance, the state "lottos", our illegal system...oops...injustice system, etc.!
Yes, I can hear your sigh of relief.
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