"Life Is Too Short!" Funny Life Quotes And Statuses

A collection of funny "Life is too short" quotes and status updates for Facebook and Twitter.

  • Life is too short to worry about why he didn't call you.
  • Life is too short to worry when your bra and panties don't match!
  • Life is too short to sit on the sideline.
  • Life is too short to worry about your ex's status updates.
  • Life is too short to work after 5pm.
  • Life is too short to have the wrong job.
  • Life is too short not to eat cake.
  • Life is too short for a long story.
  • Life is too short for long dresses.
  • Life is too short to worry about your eyebrow shape.
  • Life is too short to drive when you can fly.
  • Life is too short for life long hang-ups.
  • Life is too short for tears.
  • Life is too short to live it with a broken heart.
  • Life is too short for movie marathons.
  • Life is too short to follow someone else's path.
  • Life is too short to need to have the last say.
  • Life is too short for worrying about who your ex is dating.
  • Life is too short to spend it in beauty salons.
  • Life is too short to worry about your weekend on a Monday.
  • Life is too short for drinking bad wine.
  • Life is too short not to dance on the table!
  • Life is too short for sitting in a corner.
  • Life is too short to be serious all of the time.
  • Life is too short for following every instruction.
  • Life is too short for following all the rules.
  • Life is too short for mowing the lawn every week.
  • Life is too short to reapply your makeup during the day.
  • Life is too short for fast food when fast doesn't matter.
  • Life is too short to queue for a petrol discount.
  • Life is too short to put up with adults who have tantrums.
  • Life is too short to cook a 2 hour roast.
  • Life is too short to use saucepans when you can microwave it.
  • Life is too short for low fat, no sugar and extreme diets.
  • Life is too short for three red lights in a row.
  • Life is too short not to have some humour in it.
  • Life is too short, so why don't you love me before we run out of time!
  • Life is too short for trying to match up your odd socks.
  • Life is too short to be indecisive.
  • Life is too short to worry about what goes on at work when you come home.
  • Life is too short for putting others down.
  • Life is too short for long shorts.
  • Life is too short for sitting in a beauty salon every week.
  • Life is too short to commute to a job 2 hours away.
  • Life is too short for sleeping in every day.
  • Life is too short for afternoon naps.
  • Life is too short for comparing dress sizes.
  • Life is too short for keeping in your true feelings.
  • Life is too short to worry about tomorrow today.
  • Life is too short for waiting for someone to change their mind.

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  • Life is too short for spending time with someone who always keeps you waiting.
  • Life is too short to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.
  • Life is too short to wait for the answer when you can just Google it.
  • Life is too short for cleaning the car religiously.
  • Life is too short to straighten your hair every day.
  • Life is to short to let bullies worry you.
  • Life is too short for getting put on hold on the telephone.
  • Life is too short to apply makeup for the beach.
  • Life is too short to worry about your tan.
  • Life is too short to read self help books.
  • Life is too short for fad diets.
  • Life is too short, embrace the bad hair day hipsters!
  • Life is too short not to embrace the sunshine!
  • Life is too short to listen to sad love song over and over.
  • Life is too short to miss smelling the roses.
  • Life is too short to study for a fourth degree.
  • Life is too short not to leave if you're unhappy.
  • Life is too short not to try a new hair style.
  • Life is too short for not saying I love you.
  • Life is too short to walk away from something good.
  • Life is too short for always staying indoors.
  • Life is too short for waiting in queues.
  • Life is too short for writing poetry.
  • Life is too short for regrets!

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stricktlydating 3 years ago from Australia Author

Love that one Joy! Dance Dance Dance!


Joy 3 years ago

Life is too short to admit that you dont have rythm , DANCE!


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Eat cake, take a long bath and don't bother touching up the makeup ;P


zi 4 years ago

what should we do then? :)


Afroz 4 years ago

Life is too short to expres u r love..


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Good one tlpoague, life is definately too short without some humor in it!


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tlpoague 4 years ago from USA

This sounds a lot like my daughter. She came up with my profile quip and often comes up with other funny saying simular to it. I got such a kick out of some of the stuff she posted, that I had to write about it. Thanks for sharing these. There are some good ones here. Life is too short without some humor in it. :)


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mljdgulley354 4 years ago

You are right life is too short.


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks for your comments, I really enjoy reading them!


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sandy1973mypetdog 4 years ago from the south

What a fun hub to read! It was so interesting to see how many ways you came up with to explain why life is too short to do silly things. Great job!


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Kommoon 4 years ago from Wollongong, NSW, Australia

love them all ^^


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Silent Sinner 4 years ago

Life is simply just to short :)


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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Yes, I agree Alastar, Life is too short for a whole long list of things :) Thankyou for your comment!


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Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

This list is too short but what you do have is priceless!


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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Lovely to hear from you acaetnna and padmendra, it's always wonderful to have your feedback. I'm a big fan of your work ;)


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acaetnna 5 years ago from Guildford

I always love your hubs about quotes and this was no exception!!


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padmendra 5 years ago from DELHI/NCR

I think the pointers you have displayed here mean a lot to those who have forgotten to enjoy life which is really very short.Great !


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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks drumweaver, glad you enjoyed this ;)


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drumweaver 5 years ago from our blessed earth mother - canada...

that was fun - way to go!

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