Life Kept Me On My Feet (limerick)

I never missed one single beat

As kid who life’s lessons would meet

And oh how I’d croon

To acts of baboon

And dad taught new tune to my seat


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Aw, that hurts.


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ah, ain't nothing like the good ol' days! Cute!


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I spent a lot of my youth having new tunes played on my butt!


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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Poor kid, he gets twice the beatings.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Somehow I made it through childhood without a spanking...mainly because my dad scared the hell out of me and I didn't want him made enough to hit me. LOL


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

What a beating! Great limerick. I often wonder how you keep writing these awesome limericks! Great work, I enjoy reading them.


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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

i remember those music lessons well..LOL great share mhatter..


dreamseeker2 3 years ago

I remember those days. Owweee! ; )


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, so that is why you turned out so good this day :)

Ah, yes, memories . . .

Voted up ++ and sharing

God bless, Faith Reaper


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Lol...very witty Martin.


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vocalcoach 3 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Very clever and funny as all get-out! Voted up, funny and sharing all over the place.


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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Singing to the beat of one hand smacking - ouch!


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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Too funny! I love the photo!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Hilarious and great pic.


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Good for dad! Clearly - he did a fine job!

love ya M!

sharing (and stealing pic..) lol


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Cyndi10 3 years ago from Georgia

Ouch, ouch! Funny, talented man. Take care.


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny and a great photo to accompany it.


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livingsta 3 years ago from United Kingdom

This was funny, thank you for sharing this with us :-)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Loved the enclosed photo of the apron on your dad,

Spanking you proudly may be the most fun he's ever had.


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I put a plate in my pants once, and my father felt it worse than I did.

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