Limerick - Corny

Judge not a book by its cover, or even its first chapter!

Not just looks, but actions also can be deceiving.
Not just looks, but actions also can be deceiving. | Source


Some things in life are sure corny,

Like guys who claim to be horny.

If the truth should be told,

They're incredibly bold,

But find real relations quite thorny.


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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

Too Funny! Voted up and interesting and funny...


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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

Great Limerick!


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

You made me laugh!


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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

LOL...Too Funny!!!! Voted Up and Funny!!! Great Job!!!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol Reminded me of the words from a song - I'm as corny as Kansas in August. lol


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Perspycacious 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond Author

Somehow I get the feeling this should go with the Hubber's Hub on gals looking sexy or skanky!


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Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Thank you for my laughter and delight! :-)


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Perspycacious 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond Author

eHealer, Curiad, flashmakeit, Patty Kenyon, Gypsy Rose Lee, Genna East - It's been some time, and many limericks later, since this one brought you a chuckle or two. Now it's time to check and see what you have been up to lately.

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    Demas W Jasper (Perspycacious)533 Followers
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    Demas finds limericks a challenge and has crafted a few that even have chuckles. Of the bunch you can choose from he offers these:



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