Limerick - There Once Was A Girl From Cincinnati

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As to what he could adore, he answered her that "Nothing would please me more."
As to what he could adore, he answered her that "Nothing would please me more." | Source

Some choices don't cost a cent!

There once was a girl from Cincinnati.

Her “taste” in clothes was always ratty.

She then married a friend

Who had money to spend.

But her clothes choices still drive him batty.


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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

adorable! anf fun to read.

reminds me of the many saying such as "you can paint a turd, but it's still a turd"!

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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco

Perfect! It is so good that someone else can write a real limerick. thank you, thank you, thank you.

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sweethearts2 4 years ago from Northwest Indiana

You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl.

Enjoyable limerick.

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

The girl of sincinnaty, who made her man batty with her clothes ratty ' made me laugh hard for truely being witty!

commendable limerick!

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tirelesstraveler 4 years ago from California

Good grief you've got me thinking in Limericks.

Baby fingers

baby toes

where the rest of this goes

no one knows

Been laughing regularly because of the silliness. Thanks so much.

Voted up and awesome

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Thanks for putting a smile on my face and reminding me of when I used to go around dressed up like an imitation of Cyndi Lauper during her pink hair days. lol

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Perspycacious 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond Author

Gypsy Rose Lee - My wife conversed with her at LAX during that phase (Cindy's that is.)

Baby fingers

baby toes

it's what's in between

that counts, I suppose.

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