Love you.... BUTT..

love you..not your BUTT.....

Rocking in the " haze " of the days...with my BUTT...
Rocking in the " haze " of the days...with my BUTT... | Source

don't do it for me..do it for yourself...

I love the way you chef up a meal…

and use every pan in the house…

I love the way you start those projects.

you always buy extra of everything,..just in case you decide to finish it.

I love the way you always rent a movie for the week-end. .

yet not realize we saw it 3 times already…within the last 3 months....

I love how you respect ask for my medical advice ...then do what you want....

I love how you justify the reason you smoke...keeps the bugs from biting and makes the coffee taste better...

BUTT.. most of all I love you because... You’ve moved your rocker away from the door..

although this hasn't helped much..as you continue to snore...

Butt... of course that is another story....



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bloggering 4 years ago from Southern California

Well done and entertaining! I can relate... ;-)


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

bloggering...thank you for stopping by an reading with comments..glad you enjoyed


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tsmog 4 years ago from Escondido, CA

I'm giggling. That plight is mine. I have ventured to 1/2 instead of completeness. One thing for sure, he seems to have support. :)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

kj,

Well done here my friend! Well done! :)


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

thanks josh3418....glad you enjoyed and thanks again for following...


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

tsmog..thanks for the visit and comment...yes he has my support..but now another request..that he remove his clothes because as you see the smell is starting to bother me...so if by chance you drive down a street and just happen to meet a naked man smoking a BUTT..you'll know that it's HE....hehehehehehe


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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

I can readily identify with this - really made me laugh and made my day - how did you know - the movies - the unfinished projects - the pans!!!!! Yikes! I don't have the butt problem anymore - butt I'll look out for yours!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

travmaj...it gets better..we have a vegetable garden that never made it out of the barn..

thankfully we have skylights in there, so there was sun, that was the first " project on his bucket list after retirement " I wrote a short story titled " It could be worse"..hope you check out.... kjforce.wordpress.com

thanks for comments


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thelyricwriter 4 years ago from West Virginia

Voted up, funny, awesome, and beautiful. You are a genius KJ! I love this poem. Your personality shines through my friend. Laughter is the best natural remedy:)

P.S. Love the new pic!

This was an awesome idea, platform, or what one would call it. Hope you are doing great dear friend and all is well.


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

thelyricwriter..thanks for reading and commenting...yeah, that's me laughing thru my tears....


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

so funny.. I can see the rocking chair and you hopeing eh would move.. great poem.. I love you BUTT

voted up and sharing on facebook

Debbie


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

very well done KJF!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

Deborah Brooks..glad you made the connection....it does me proud when hubbers like yourself comment...much appreciated..


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

unknown spy...appreciate your following and making comments..glad you like it...

I love using metaphors when writing poems/stories...


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

KJF, You really did a good ranting, butt this could've caused us to choke, after drinking our morning coffee. This was fun! Hope to read more hubs like this! Butt, I gotta go for now!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

Lord de cross....since when did you change the " l " in lord to a capital ? I could have sworn it was a small case originally...hmmm...would it have anything to do becoming a Level 8 ? Jesting with you !!!!hehehe...anyway..thank you for your kind comment..

glad you enjoyed...Butt.. you are right I can easily do this kind of "genre"...it's a " MAXINE"..attitude...explaination later...


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I wasn't sure where this was going when I opened it, but it was really good. Well done. Love may not be quitting, but at least making accomadations to please the other person! :)


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia

We're lucky to have the woman who pust up with us! Enjoyed this....Voted up and awesome!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

barbergirl28..you got it girl...I am a writer that usually writes with a twist..so it pleases me when someone "gets" it..thank you for the comment..hope you will check out the rest of my hubs...


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

weestro..Glad you enjoyed the hub..I'm the lucky one to have such great committed followers with nice words of praise....thanks for the vote up....


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50 Caliber 4 years ago from Arizona

KJ Force, I found this amusing you did a great job with this,

Peace,

50


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

50 Caliber..So glad you enjoyed my hub..it's nice to know there are poeple who get my humor..I know sometimes it's kind off the wall....have a nice week-end


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DDE 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Awesome Hub as always you have another good one


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

DDE..thank you..I appreciate when hubbers as yourself follow and comment..glad you enjoyed it..I realize sometimes my write can be a bit twisted and I love metaphors..but they are always rated PG....


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Carole Anzolletti 4 years ago from The Phantom Queen's Labyrinth

wonderful ode to the smoker...I have one too...almost 8 years have passed and he is still smoking...no matter what I say or who I am :) thank you for checking me out as well!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

Carole Anzolletti... there are several of us on HP in the same situation......

so the " oh well factor " is present..I gave up saying anything..I just write my anguish !

with humor...

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