MBA Vs BTECH Student

MBA Vs BTECH Student

"This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...... "

>>Says a forwarded mail

A MBA and a B.TECH student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the B.TECH wakes his MBA friend and says

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The B.TECH asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The B.TECH is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"

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Kevin Peter 7 years ago from Global Citizen

MBA are in following categories only

hr,marketing ,or,finance ,IT etc....

How Astrology , Theology and Meteorology are related to MBA ?


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yogeshsingh 6 years ago from Delhi

roflmao thats funny really


Sreekanth 6 years ago

haha...no b.tech z neva comon sense.....


manish 6 years ago

What about studnets that doing MBA after completing B.Tech.???

Almost 96% IIM students are B.Tech.......


GAURAV 5 years ago

all astronauts are engineer but not all mba's are engineer that joke should be reverse becoz mba=100% sense. and that joke also telling how astronauts are fool so engineer should think of that


mohit soni 5 years ago

nice thinking is superb


Vijay 5 years ago

This joke is originally a joke released as Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson as the two characters. It won the best joke award in some competition held in Britain long back, sometime around 2001-2002...


rajasrinivas 4 years ago

this joke is reverse ,m.b.a students,have knowledge on finance , marketing , and hr etc,. this joke is totally related to b.tech students ...........there are 100% senseless


Access Data Point 4 years ago

so nice & very funny.


shuvam 3 years ago

its true that mba isnot a pure studies and hard as btech but still this joke is to be reversed but in the other way it is also true that when i was in btech i use to think practically but now in mba i use to explain the things which has no sense

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