Magic Cane For Pain (limerick)

To help ease her back of some pain

Wife’s friends taught her how to use cane

So when pain came back

Her peace to attack

She’d use cane to whack me on brain

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

What thoughtful friends. LOL

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Hard-hats required here, methinks Mhatter99 lol!.And she looks as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, as well.Very amusing!

All the best,


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dghbrh 3 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

Ohhhh.....LOL.....i will follow RQ best wishes tooo. shared and votes +++++++++++++

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Oh, ouch. Best not to be a pain in the back of a woman's ass!

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Now there's a limerick; violent... but oddly funny :D

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Angelo52 3 years ago from Central Florida

Amusing use of words. Cane on the brain will get you out of bugging the women rather quickly I would imagine. Head for them hills! :)

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

A great chuckle.

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Oh no - but if it stops the pain, take the cane(ing)

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Very funny but slightly violent :-)

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Sounds like whack-a-mole come to life! Every limerick you write is hilarious...I don't know how you do it, but I hope you keep doing it.

Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It must be painful when with her cane, your head she bops.

But just think, Martin, how great it feels when she stops.

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Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

Sounds like a good wife to me, especially with friends like those, lol.

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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

Very witty stuff! It made me smile. Wonder if it's my true nature to be a violent woman?

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Ouch! That knocking sense into one's head is painful no doubt! : )

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Never trust anyone with a cane. lol

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I really needed this laugh, Up and funny!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

That was a wonderfully funny poem!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, my. Was she blaming you for the pain, or using it for corrective measures?

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Another funny one..LOL

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