Maybe If They Didn’t Cry So Much (limerick)

They cried for their dead uncle Bill

They cried at the reading of will

They cried woe is me

They cried could it be

They cried because he left them nil




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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

Very cool! I'm amazed with people who can write a clever limerick. This is awesome. Many votes including up. Sharing!

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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

I agree with Vicki. This is a clever limerick and sure man can shed a tear every now and then.

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dotty1 4 years ago from In my world

hehehe this is very funny indeed

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

LOL Love your limericks.

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Blond Logic 4 years ago from Brazil

Bring back the limericks. Love it!

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snowdrops 4 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

lol! pretty cool limerick :)

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mollymeadows 4 years ago from The Shire

Mhatter, you have quite an imagination! Keep the funny limericks rolling!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

I so much love your limerick!

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Very funny MH! :)

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Great one! Thanks for the laugh.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

A great laugh.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

It happened again...I was laughing as soon as I saw the word limerick. You are quite good at these my friend.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Good for the Uncle!!!! Always enjoy your humor.

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teaches12345 4 years ago

This is so funny. Sadly, it does happen at some funerals. Love your poetic talent.

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LikaMarie 4 years ago

lol. Well, cry away their greedy lil hearts.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And that seems to be the case so many times.

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rahul0324 4 years ago from Gurgaon, India

Hahaha... funny it is but also true in most cases... when these poor Uncle Bills do not leave any bills for their kin

Nice piece Martin... LOL

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Super Lux 4 years ago from Singapore

haha that's funny. i hope though it's a bit longer so there's more laughter from me. but, so far i like it. :)

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