Maybe She Was Too Hot (limerick)

I once met a girl really hot

For evening of sex that I sought

My sexual yearns

To hospital turns

For third degree burns that I got

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Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

Ha! So your narrator quite literally burned in his lust.

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Poor you :- D LOL

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Now, that is some HOT sex!

Too funny. I had to laugh out loud when I saw the picture.

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That's a good one. Too hot to handle, eh?

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

She was so hot her photo burned to a crisp,

Leaving not one little bit of a wisp.

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Lol...that was one hot date:-))

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

His burning desire

Nearly set him on fire!

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bethperry 3 years ago from Tennesee

lol Was her name Scorch?

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Max Havlick 3 years ago from Villa Park, Illinois

Hi Martin.

It's funny how sex can get hot

when everything funny cannot.

We want it so much,

that special sweet touch,

that nothing else quite hits the spot.


Tuesday morning 8 a.m., Oct. 29, 2013

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Another clever play with words. Great one!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Spontaneous combustion?

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