Me... An Old Lady

Old lady

I was called an "Old Lady," the other day, and I was never so happy to be called anything in all of my life. Now, mind you, I'm only 62 years old. Prior to the incidence that I'm about to share, I might have been offended. After all, THEY say that 60 is the new 40, LOL! So by THEIR standards I'm only 42. Yeah, whatever, anyway the experience made me happy to be called an old lady. By the way who are THEY anyway, (Just asking)?

My Experience

I've been taking public transportation lately and, have had some very interesting experiences, this is just one of them.

I had just gotten off the bus and was walking home, when I was approached by this very young man, I say very young to emphasize why he saw me as an old lady, okay, now work with me here on this one. Anyway, I had some magazines in my hand, and he asked me, "how much you got?" So I held up the magazines, and said, "these many." He then said, "how much do want?" Thinking he wanted to buy my magazines, which weren't for sale, I said, clueless, "I'm not charging for these. "He said, "you don't want nothing?" Then I said, "wait, are you trying to sell me drugs?" He boldly said, "yes!" And I said, "why?" He pointed to another young man a little ways away from us, and said that he was told to look out for a lady coming down the street. The young man let out a chorus of expletives to his companion, I won't repeat here. He proceeded to take me over to the young man, and I asked his mother's name, assuming he was from the neighborhood, (he wasn't). At any rate, as both took a closer look at me, the first one said to his companion, "man this is an old lady, why you let me mess with an old lady like this." (Take a look at my picture on this hub, that photo was taken in 2009, so you know I haven't aged since then). Then he told me to put a curse on his friend, (as if I could). I carried my old lady handle a little further, and said I would, LOL, and told them that they should be ashamed of themselves as I walked away. I walked away feeling like an old lady, and enjoying every moment of it. Their perception of me probably saved me from needless explanation, or maybe something even worse.

Needless to say I was in the middle of a drug deal gone bad. Being an old lady protected me, from whatever could have happened, had I not been perceived, or in some sectors an actual old lady.

Conclusion

So all you old ladies, let it all hang out, it could work to your advantage if you're ever in a drug deal that you don't want to be in. LOL!

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getmyback 6 years ago

LOved this immensely,

Old Lady is like a protection shield

seriously however, I am so glad your okay

Thanks for this hub

It's 19 minutes old

but you are not

lol

billY


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franciaonline 6 years ago from Philippines

Hi fastfreta,

You will always get away with messy situations given your personality. ( Reading all your hubs gets me closer to the woman that you are!Strong, vibrant, funny, very intelligent, compassionate!) Yup, the "Old Lady" badge is a badge of honor, this time in your story - a badge of security. The badge when viewed by ageist though puts the elderly in a vulnerable position. But there is a way out to the vulnerability of course and that is by being a stable, wise and gracious Old Lady. Thanks for sharing your experience here.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks you two for weighing in so quickly. And yes Billy, I am alright. franciaonline you're right it was a real protection. Thanks you two for stopping and reading and for the comments.


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Veronica Allen 6 years ago from Georgia

What a saving grace! I guess we never know what may be a protection for us. No doubt you will be wearing this badge of honor proudly - especially seeing that it no doubt saved your very life.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

You're so right Veronica, my old lady status really was a protection that one time. Thanks for stopping. See you soon.


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Ann Nonymous 6 years ago from Virginia

Oh my goodness, freta...for some reason the lady who swallowed a fly has been on my mind lately!

Great story telling and great story! Good job!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks Ann for your very generous comment. Please come back again soon.


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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

Gosh, you were lucky. As regard the 'Old Lady' bit, in that age everybody it old. There is a saying that yur are as old as you feel and I am sure you don't feel old. Stupid kid.


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alekhouse 6 years ago from Louisville, Kentucky

Freta, don't feel bad, I get called "Old Lady" all the time. Well, I guess though, in this case it was a blessing. This is absolutely hilarious...typical "Fastfreta" You have such a great sense of humor, especially for an Old lady LOL. You made my day! Happy Easter. Loved the videos. Still ROFLMAO.

Thanks.


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RevLady 6 years ago from Lantana, Florida

With grandparents being in their thirties and great grandparents in their late forties and early fifties these days, it is understandable that us Baby boomers may get called old.

God bless you on this wonderful Resurrection Sunday!!

Forever His,


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BkCreative 6 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City

Come visit me in Brooklyn, NY fastfreta, where old ladies like me have a different set of interesting issues.

It seems men want us - why? With the economy and men being broke, it seems the older woman appears to be settled and can take care of them - maybe they think I get a social security check. But I wish I was exaggerating. I cannot tell you how many times a younger man has sidled up to me telling me age is but a number. The old men are no better. A man of about 60 on the bus asked for my phone number (I'm 60) when I told him no he asked why. I told him that he'd be too much work. He never said another word.

And here is the advantage of being an old woman - we know how to handle this - as you did, and even leave with parting words - as you did. We can even get scary (as in crazy old lady) if someone messes with us.

Life is good for this old lady.

Loved your hub!


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Enlydia Listener 6 years ago from trailer in the country

Sweet!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

I love all the comments. Oh BK, I've had those too, I like your response, I'll have to use that sometimes.

Thanks RevLady, I never thought of it that way, you're right.

The funny thing is alekhouse, I've never been called "old lady" to my face before, and fortunately for my first time I really liked it.

You're right Hello, hello, I don't feel old so maybe that's why I wasn't offended.

Thank you Enlydia Listener.

Thank you all for taking the time to read and leave a comment. Please come again soon.


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theherbivorehippi 6 years ago from Holly, MI

Oh my!! LOVE this story!! See...being that you are 42 (wink wink) saved you! Had you been a couple years younger you may have been in some real trouble! Wow. That will teach you to walk around with magazines again! Don't you know the "signs"...lol. Magazines are ideal to work as distracting shields! I mean..I worked in a bar for half my life so..napkins seems to work well too from what I've seen. haha


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Okay, I missed that lesson, thank theherbivorehippi, now I know what to do next time. LOL! Thanks for stopping, see you soon.


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rmcrayne 6 years ago from San Antonio Texas

The boldness of dealers amazes me. They advertize on Craig's list! Those videos are a hoot!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

What, Craigslist? WOW! That's beyond bold, it borders on stupidity. Thanks rmcrayne for visiting. See you again soon I hope.


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DynamicS 6 years ago from Toronto, Canada

fastfreta, very interesting experience. If the Old Lady title works for you and you are comfortable wit it, then work it!

I guess I'm on my way in that direction because it uesd to erk me when I'm called maam; now I take it as a badge of honour. Maam is music to my ear! LoL! Maybe in another 20 years, I'll feel ok with the old lady title...

Thanks for making the sides of my lips curl up:)


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

DynamicS, now that I'm officially an "old lady" I guess I'll have to "work it." LOL! Seriously though it doesn't bother me yet, but who knows in the future. Kind of reminds me of the time I first felt my back fat, I thought it was cute, and I would feel it all the time. Now however I try not to feel it. So maybe later I'll not feel so good about my old lady title either. Thanks for taking time to read and comment. Please come again.


ladydijay 6 years ago

-LOL!!! Very funny story, the dances were great.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks ladydijay, I like the dances too. Thanks for stopping. See you soon.


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Sage Williams 6 years ago

Wow, was luck on your side. You had me laughing throughout. When all is said and done, you have a great sense of humor and a wonderful outlook on life.

Great Job,

Sage


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks Sage, you can say that I dodged a proverbial bullet, or maybe even a real one. LOL! Thanks for stopping.


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Inspiration101 6 years ago

LOL!! I'm really glad this story turned out the way it did. You had me laughing. Those videos were hilarious too!


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Feline Prophet 6 years ago from India

Haha, that was a close shave! :)


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Inspiration101, ditto about the outcome, and the videos too.

You're right Feline Prophet it was a close shave.

Thank you both for stopping and taking the time to comment. Please come back again.


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Michael Shane 6 years ago from Gadsden, Alabama

Enjoyed the hub!


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gramarye 6 years ago from Adelaide - Australia

Enjoyed the hub, but I was also called an old teacher the other day, and didn't appreciate it very much! Now, maybe if there was a drug deal ...


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks Michael Shane. Sorry 'bout that gramarye, maybe the reason I didn't mind it, because it got me out of a jam. Thanks you two for stopping.


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Pamela99 6 years ago from United States

This hub is hysterical. Glad you handled the young men so well. I laughed till I had tears streaming down my face. No old lady can shake it like that! You are young is spirit and heart! Fantastic hub.


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pmccray 6 years ago from Utah

Your only as old as you feel. You are not old at 62 and you don't look 62 and your handling of the situation shows that you're a class act. Your experience is typical of the lack of upbringing in our society. No value system, lack of respect for others and no manners. This young person is not at fault, his authority figures have allowed him to grow into a cretin with the manners of a cave dweller. Loved this hub, you don't get old being a fool.


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loveofnight 6 years ago from Baltimore, Maryland

After all, THEY say that 60 is the new 40, LOL! So by THEIR standards I'm only 42......i like that......thx 4 share


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks Pamela, in hindsight it is really funny.

You're right Pmccray, I don't at all feel like the 62 of old. I agree with you on your assessment of our society.

Thank you loveofnight.

Thank you all for stopping and taking the time to read and leave a comment.


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ladylux 6 years ago

Just goes to show that there are blessings at every age. Definitely a story worth documenting. You rule!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

ladylux, I guess you're right, my age did serve as a blessing for me at that time. Thanks for stopping and commenting. Please stop a gain.


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keiranthapa 6 years ago from Darjeeling

hi Fastfreta.

it sure was an amusing incident and you've captured that brilliantly in words. looking forward to seeing more.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks keiranthapa for visiting and commenting. See you soon.


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lctodd1947 6 years ago from USA

Fastfreta, You said it well....I am where you are and I am old either...I know I am getting older but I am not sick, I am feeble and I can write on Hubpages...I have an 89 year old Mother that is still living and visited me the weekend and she is old.....to say the least but she is a praying Mother...I am so glad I have her still.

Thank you Fastreta for this story and I am glad they saw you as being old this time... We will forgive them, won't we?????


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Yes lctodd, I am glad they saw me as old, I do forgive them, and thank them too. LOL! I have my mother also, who is 84 and like you I am glad that I still have her. Thanks for stopping, hope to see you soon.


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia

What a wonderful story! Wow! You were lucky, FF!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks habee, I did escape that one. Thanks for stopping. See you soon.


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Sue1226 6 years ago from Dallas, Texas

you can feel young when you want and old when needed yeah


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

You're right Sue, and I do when it suits me. Thanks for visiting, hope to see you again.


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My Digest 6 years ago

Gosh if I were in your shoes, I would have been glad to be an old lady too. Your acceptance of yourself is a delight. Thanks for sharing this experience.

*Misty


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks Misty for the visit. Thanks also for taking the time to leave a comment. Please stop by again.


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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA

That second video was a hoot, but if she's an undercover ho, it's definitely undercover, and hidden well. LOL. This whole hub was hilariously funny. I knew I liked you, and now I know another reason why. Your sense of humor is great.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

I had to go back and look at the video to see what you meant, the words are funny, along with the dancing. Thanks for the compliment, and for taking time to read this hub. See you soon.


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lovelypaper 6 years ago from Virginia

Those videos were hilarious. You're never too old to get your groove on.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks lovelypaper, I like them too, especially the last one. Yeah, she proved your point very well.


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rose56 6 years ago

That video was so funny oh my goodness.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks rose56 I liked them too. Thanks for stopping, please come again.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Yo Freta! You're a good-looking 62- don't think I haven't noticed!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Why, thank you Micky Dee! Thank you for stopping as usual, see you soon.


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CarolRucker 6 years ago from Cincinnati

If you're old, I'm right there a few steps behind you. I love your article.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks Carol for stopping, please come back.


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nadp 6 years ago from WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA

Sounds like a harrowing experience! Glad you got out of it.


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California Author

I guess it was in hindsight. Although at the time I didn't think of it that way. I guess I need to be more cautious and not try to see the humor in everything. Thanks nadp for taking time to read and leave a comment.


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create a page 5 years ago from Maryland, USA

I enjoyed reading your hub fastfreta. As usual, you were bold even in meeting and interacting with strangers. The ladies dancing to Beyonce's single lady song had me cracking up and the lady in the solo dance was enjoying herself. I just had a birthday on Monday, so it made me feel great about being one year older. Thank you!


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fastfreta 5 years ago from Southern California Author

Well, well create a page, very good to hear from you again. I'm glad you enjoyed this hub, hope to see you again soon. Thanks for reading and taking time to read and leave a comment.


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Joy56 5 years ago

hi great hub... I will take one of your magazines please........


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fastfreta 5 years ago from Southern California Author

Gladly Brenda, but they're not for sale.


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A M Lehrer 5 years ago from Southern United States

You should be proud of yourself!!! :)


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fastfreta 5 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks A M Lehrer, I am glad to be called an "old lady." Again thanks for stopping, hope to hear from you again soon.


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SallyTX 4 years ago from Only In Texas!

Too cute! I like the part where you asked him what his mother's name was! LOL! Voted up and funny!;D


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fastfreta 4 years ago from Southern California Author

Thanks SallyTX, I guess I thought I was back in the day when the neighborhood raised a child. I don't know what I was thinking. Anyway thanks for stopping by, see you soon.

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