Men Watch For These Signs (limerick)

When blotches on wife's face protrude

And vomit begins to exude

Her breath starts to wheeze

As all her sight flees

Then for some sex she’s not in mood


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cam8510 23 months ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

Well, Martin, I guess if I had whatever she has, I wouldn't be in the mood either. Good reason to help her get feeling better fast, right. Thanks for sharing.


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MizBejabbers 23 months ago

No s**t!


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bravewarrior 23 months ago from Central Florida

I'd venture to say that killed his mood, as well!


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breakfastpop 23 months ago

You might need an exorcism!


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MsDora 23 months ago from The Caribbean

Very true!


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AudreyHowitt 23 months ago from California

Beware of those blotches!


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vkwok 22 months ago from Hawaii

So true!

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