Men Watch For These Signs (limerick)

When blotches on wife's face protrude

And vomit begins to exude

Her breath starts to wheeze

As all her sight flees

Then for some sex she’s not in mood


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cam8510 21 months ago from Columbus, Georgia until the end of November 2016.

Well, Martin, I guess if I had whatever she has, I wouldn't be in the mood either. Good reason to help her get feeling better fast, right. Thanks for sharing.


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MizBejabbers 21 months ago

No s**t!


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bravewarrior 20 months ago from Central Florida

I'd venture to say that killed his mood, as well!


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breakfastpop 20 months ago

You might need an exorcism!


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MsDora 20 months ago from The Caribbean

Very true!


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AudreyHowitt 20 months ago from California

Beware of those blotches!


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vkwok 19 months ago from Hawaii

So true!

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