Men, What This Woman Will Do For $500.00 (limerick)

For five hundred bucks as her fee

This lady will grant fantasy

Though my wife may faint

This guy ain’t no saint

I paid her to paint house for me

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! He got her cheap. Thanks for the giggle.


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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Lol...she looks suitably dressed for the job!...thanks Martin:-))

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cam8510 3 years ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

I'll hold the ladder. haha, thanks Martin. That's great.

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Interesting thought here and she looks smartly dressed

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

What a deal! Is that what she wore while painting?

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

That is the proper clothing to wear when you paint,

Then you won't mind if the paint drips where your clothes ain't.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny. And love some of the clever comments!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

SURE YOU DID! hahaha

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Sounds like a good idea....

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Love it, love it, LOVE IT!!!!

That is the best limerick, yet.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Real smart of him!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was a riot. She works cheap, though!

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